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HECTORKE

@Magudhaland
 Hurlingham, Nairobi
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Joined February 2026
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z~epha@omoshtl13h
Shetani akiona mapenzi haikusumbui anakudanganya usupport Manchester united nkt
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Mzee Kobe 🐝
@mzee_ki9h
Just received an email from Binance. Wanasema my BTC worth 13 dollars are safe. Mungu asifiwe aki.
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Kilel
@dylan_kilel10h
Oya tafadhali
Eunnah (@exceleunnah254) profile pictureEunnah
@exceleunnah25410h
Would Sir Alex Ferguson survive one full season managing this current Manchester United squad?
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mwandi@kijanayakilungu10h
i have no point to prove. i just want to live a good life
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B!TTERFLY™@betaflyy11h
Manchester city nao walidhani wako above the programme hawajui hata chelsea Maresca alishinda first 7
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Butcher🐐@MOB_gathinji12h
Huku Etihad bao zimetukataa kabisaa !!
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maselya@maselya_peter11h
One thing I know most men hukula big Ls while locked in ,na huwezi jua until the day he becomes successful and decides to open up .
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travis@_travisin110h
Bro, kuna dem asipofungua hiyo mlango yake ya warehouse kwa watu wengi her world isn't complete stop wasting your time and energy.
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Butcher🐐@MOB_gathinji10h
Si nilidhani maresca ni reincarnation ya pep kwani kulienda aje bana
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Nikama Carrick alikuja akapanga squad yangu hapo FPL. Nduru za kuaminika zinaskika zikisema "must go".
Image from Gabu👤🕷️ (@callmegitonga)
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Maresca fait jouer Ayyoub Bouaddi en numéro 10 pour éviter d’exposer son chouchou Enzo Fernández, recruté pour 500 millions, aux critiques. 🤣
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Harmo@harmkimkim11h
Footballers nao huwa hawalearn,nawatch highlights za hii game bado Martinez keeps elbowing Fofana bearing in mind he's on a yellow card
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Najiulizanga Maresca alipata aje Certificate ya kukuwa Manager, Chelsea Palmer na Caicedo ndio walikuwa wana save his arse shit and clueless brain Manager mgani uko na sense unacheza a whole CDM Bouaddi kama playmaker (10) na number 8 kama CDM
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Ruth🐟@Shanshazie11h
Ni kama wananidinyia leo, napiga simu na inakatwa, messages no reply. Aol.
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travis@_travisin111h
Huwa nimeogopa kuwa bully cause ik how ugly it gets siku yako ikifika, sitaki kueka longterm investment
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Tufike hizi ends ,jamaa inaguza adi drafts
~Munga Goon~ (@Goonfifteen) profile picture~Munga Goon~@Goonfifteen12h
Kila ngulusumu ikinipea shoraut nibag 10 sojas kwa each naeza fika fifth floor lakini hamuwezi kubali juu mnadhani roho yangu ni mbaya kama sura yangu
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Stop telling AI your secrets
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My pockets are empty but my heart is full 😭🤍 My small business finally has a shop in Nairobi cbd!!! This has been a dream for such a long time now!!! I’m extremely proud of myself!!! 🥳
Ilana 🧜🏽‍♀️ Auntie wa lash glue (@ilanakariukii) profile pictureIlana 🧜🏽‍♀️ Auntie wa lash glue@ilanakariukiiOct 27
I can’t believe I have actualized my biggest goal of 2026 😭 I’m so grateful!! 🥹
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mwandi@kijanayakilungu11h
women have made "make up and online filters" the real defination of society beauty
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Kuna fresher nimepatana naye sai nikitoka kununua mayai walai nikama hii mtego itanasa
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