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Muslim. Full time chaos agent. Aspiring rich aunty.

Joined March 2010
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Sorry I'm actually cackling at this 😅
Even ye couldn’t believe how Michael Jackson came up with that line😂
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who has my number and is pissing me off this early.
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"Looking in the mirror and understanding why kingdoms used to collapse over women." 😂😂😂😂
Replying to @FadimatuAmeen
Ovulation Phase: “Main character syndrome.” This is peak confidence. Peak beauty. Peak “everyone annoys me but also I look incredible.” She’s glowing, attractive, social, charismatic, and somehow every outfit suddenly works. Examples: • Taking 700 selfies. • Flirting accidentally. • Walking like background music follows her. • Suddenly becoming extra affectionate. • Looking in the mirror and understanding why kingdoms used to collapse over women.
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Men need a proper user manual for the 4 monthly phases of women because some of you genuinely think women are operating on the same emotional battery level 24/7. Free lessons cause I’m feeling generous. Follicular Phase: “New season, new me.” This is the motivational speaker era. Energy is high. Confidence is back. She suddenly wants to reorganize her entire life, start a business, drink 3 litres of water, reply messages, forgive people, and romanticize existence.
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So what if, God forbid, the country overwhelmingly votes in these hateful turds, do the migrant gulags get placed on the moon?
If you vote Reform you will not have an illegal migrant deportation facility in your area. We will hold migrants awaiting deportation in constituencies that vote Green instead. You get what you vote for.
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“is michael jackson bigger than-“ yes, yes he is.
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WHY IS NO ONE WATCHING PARADISE???
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You keep acting like people dont know what words mean. Christian zionists are now Jewish I guess 🤷🏾‍♀️
All these restaurants and cafés in Europe that have the sign “No Zionists Allowed” hanging outside, why don’t you be a little more brave like your ancestors and swap “Zionists” with “Jews”?
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Wait... let him cook.
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This scene never gets old 😂😂
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when i have to repeat myself and i’m not in a talking mood
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busy weekend
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Lol I give up. Just when someone seems sane they bring up Tate or a dawah bro as people who make good points
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met a friend who hates physical touch and this is how we greeted each other
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Waking up and having this level of audacity is a gift. "Again, Unless a doctor clearly states that my wife requires a C-section for medical reasons, she will deliver our children vaginally. She will give birth like the strong Hebrew women of old. No kñ!fe. No exceptions.
My mother gave birth to at least 8 children, every single one vaginally with no C-section. Out of those 8 children, 6 are married, and each already has at least 2 children. Not one of those grandchildren was delivered by C-section. My parents have 4 daughters. All are married, and every one of them has given birth to at least 2 children, all vaginally. They also have 2 sons whose wives have each delivered at least 2 children, all naturally through vaginal birth. Today, my parents have over 12 grandchildren, and not a single one was brought into this world via C-section. I am not against C-section when a doctor declares it medically necessary. But I am completely against the modern trend of women trying to normalize it as a casual or preferred choice. Again, Unless a doctor clearly states that my wife requires a C-section for medical reasons, she will deliver our children vaginally. She will give birth like the strong Hebrew women of old. No kñ!fe. No exceptions. I believe in family patterns as against "modern" normalization. Above all, love God.
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Shaykh Belal Assad said the majority (NOT ALL) cases ruqya (which he used to do) are people with MH issues and/or drug addiction and the comments are filled with Muslims refusing to accept this. We would rather mire ourselves in superstition than invest in MH.
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Accidentally liked a tweet by a lawyer and now my TL is lawyers and animals
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😭😭
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