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The Box Turtle

@MainLineLimes

Satirical news covering Lower Merion Township, PA

 Wynnewood, PA
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Joined June 2017
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Oh, Shit, We Have No Idea What Day of the Omer It Is jewishlogarithm.mainlineboxt…
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Lower Merion School District laptop used to masturbate again mainlineboxturtle.com/2019/0…
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5 fun things to do in the new @SuburbanSquare parking lot mainlineboxturtle.com/2017/1…
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"Sour cream" added to Birkat HaMazon by @USCJ and @URJorg jewishlogarithm.mainlineboxt…
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Traffic: Lot of people of I-76, but hey, what's your rush, man? mainlineboxturtle.com/2017/0…
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Free valet parking at @SuburbanSquare while we solemnly reflect on the state of the union mainlineboxturtle.com/2017/0…
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BREAKING: See When You Look Hear When You Listen Rectangle When You Square Orgasm When You Jizz
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Bar mitzvah reception lacks plastic hats, fails miserably jewishlogarithm.mainlineboxt…
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BREAKING: Beachfront properties to come to Lower Merion and Narberth in forty years! #ParisAgreement
Yard signs stop deportation mainlineboxturtle.com/2017/0…
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