@MajorDst

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Falcons unveil their new throwback logo… Nobody asked how far back. 🇩🇪🍺🏈💀
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House Democrats have demanded to stop the ongoing criminal investigation into Rep. Ilhan Omar. The rapid response choir is on scene. Here is our coverage:
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Eric Swalwell is in the news today.
Department of Distraction
@MajorDstApr 13
Eric Swalwell and Ruben Gallego are unavailable for comment. They have made it clear: they’re not stopping. — Department of Distraction Studios Thank you @realLesWhite for contributing to this one min movie in the style of Thelma and Louise.
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Buy my book….
Department of Distraction
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Elon Musk’s response to Robert Reich III
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Time to investigate.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk15h
Replying to @SenAlexPadilla
Investigate your wiener
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Robert Reich the third wants to take Space X away and give it to the government.
Gunther Eagleman™
@GuntherEagleman15h
Elon Derangement Syndrome is spreading fast among the far Left.
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Elon Musk’s response to Robert Reich III
Collin Rugg
@CollinRuggOct 25
NEW: Robert Reich calls for the "defunding" of Elon Musk, calls for Democrats to go after Musk's companies. "Democrats ought to [start] laying the groundwork for nationalizing Starlink & SpaceX... It should be a public corporation." Does he want Musk to drop another $50M on the midterms?
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Department of Distraction retweeted
𝕏erias
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One year ago this video was born 😂
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Hey Network Guy8 , think Allegra may be talking about us. 👇
Allegra Jacchia
@allegrajacchia21h
Big week for 𝕏 Creators. Lots coming 😗
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The Department of Distraction will be canceling their UK tour.
Politics UK
@PolitlcsUKOct 26
🚨 NEW: Respect Orders are now live across England and Wales People who cause harassment, alarm or distress to others can receive bans from town centres, anger management courses or unlimited fines Anyone who breaches an Order can be arrested and jailed for up to 2 years
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Rubio to the rescue
The Drunk Republican
@DrunkRepubOct 26
Imagine watching Communists straight up steal an election in Brazil and sitting out the midterms over gas prices.
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Midwst Deplorable
@MidwstDeplorabl23h
“Amy… battery charges? Seriously? What was the plan here, get elected and pardon yourself?” -Amy Action aide (probably) 🤣
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Please explain this to me like I am 5 years old. One min left?
Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 26
JUST IN: England vs. Ireland U15 World Cup match ends early in the final minute over alleged racism, with FIFA launching an investigation.
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Brazil opened the poles for one extra hour and now Marco Rubio is president. Everyone do the Samba! #brazil
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🚨🇧🇷 BREAKING (SATIRE): Marco Rubio is Brazil’s new president after Rio’s Carnival judges gave him a perfect 10 for his costume and a ZERO for his samba moves. 😂 His first executive order? Move Congress from Brasília to the Sambódromo. Make Brazil Samba Again! 🥁🇧🇷 @MajorDst | O Departamento da Distração
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Brenden, please send me a DM, want to do a UK version. Cannot believe this is not parody! xitter.cf/majordst/status/209571…
Brendan Kavanagh (Dr K)
@brenkavOct 24
For those of you who thought the visit from a Bedford Borough Council official to investigate our daughter Zoe’s (age 12) pretend teddy bear cafe was too ridiculous to be real, here is the arrival of official. This is totally legit. She really did show up at our property to investigate the illegal teddy bears having their coffee🧸🧸☕️☕️
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🚨Note from the editor: As we wind down the Falcon’s new logo week, this parody video made the front page news in 4 countries and over a half a million views on multiple platforms. Thank you everyone for recognizing and supporting satire and comedy. I would salute you but….🫡
Department of Distraction
@MajorDstOct 22
Falcons unveil their new throwback logo… Nobody asked how far back. 🇩🇪🍺🏈💀
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Don’t forget to submit for the open casting call to be in a music video.
TheSourceSentMe@Frenonymous420Oct 25
Replying to @MajorDst
Nice, cant wait👊🐸 I was trying to make something funny, but unfortunately most of the things I do are usually only funny to me though🤣
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Thank you for your submission. We will be in touch. Our people will call your people.
TheSourceSentMe@Frenonymous420Oct 25
Replying to @MajorDst
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Hole new adventure.
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Edgar Friendly ⬛️🟨
@RealEdFriendlyOct 23
PSA It is VERY ILLEGAL to alter this mans picture in the UK Whatever you do, please DO NOT alter or satirize this picture in any way. The UK police would REALLY not like that.
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