Mal Pearson

Ice cream goes with anything. It's like the little black dress - Dad

While on a road trip..."dad your windshield! Are you aiming for those bugs?" My Dad "no they're a bunch of little jihadists!"

Thank God we still have our 2nd amendment rights...at least for today.

"A girl can go a long way on some Gatorade and dope"-my dad

ROCK CHALK JAYHAWK KU!!! Sweet 16 here we come!!!

"Do you think they take Lands End gift cards at the casino?"-my mom thinking about revisiting her pre God days

"I will not sit quietly and let him shred the Constitution.”-@senrandpaul FINALLY someone willing 2 fight! Filibuster away! #istandwithrand

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US Govnt book says conservatives(me) want 2"preserve the domestic role of women"so ive quit my job put on an apron & am looking 4 a husband

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