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#ivansbadart gets the credit for this one.
Men, when your buying your pas De Deux partner flowers. Go for the bouquet. Go for the bouquet. Go for the bouquet. A singular Rose is what you give your 7th grade girlfriend at the Valentine’s Day dance. She’s put up with you knocking her off pointe for 3mo, get her a bouquet.
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New boy showing up for first ballet class:
“Do I have to wear tights?”
Veteran male dancer:
“No. You GET to wear tights.”
Dancing in college is casually finding out you used to compete against your classmates and reminiscing on the awful memories of corny productions and crushed dreams
I ask my jazz professor if a pas de bourré is synchopated and she say “check the syllabus.” teapawt.net/x0_rissa/status/916146…
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If you follow Dr. Dancebelt you know what a dance belt is. Friends planning spandex Halloween costumes might not. Be a bro, clue them in.
Dancing in college is essentially sleeping through your gen eds so you actually have energy to go to your technique classes
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We could talk about:
-Climate change
-Healthcare
-Flint's water crisis
-education system
-hurricane damage
Him: let's do sports. teapawt.net/usatoday/status/912289…
President Trump is back on Twitter this morning, and he's still talking sports. usat.ly/2xAdL0s
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New male dancer:
"Do I really have to wear tights?"
YES
"Do I have to wear a dance belt?"
YES
"Can't I wear my _______instead?"
NO
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Dance Belt comfort tip:
Change your attitude.
Lots more comfy if you think "I get to wear a dance belt", instead of "I'm forced to wear it."
I'm finally at my dream university getting ready to study my absolute passion in a community of like minded artists and I'm just so excited
And this is why you stretch after classes teapawt.net/barstoolsports/status/…
Update on me: I've returned to my old studio teaching when I can, dancing 20+ hrs a week, got accepted into my number pick for dance college











