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Malfoid Stan

@MalfoidStan

I tell people what they need to hear, which may not be what they want to hear. #DeSantis2028

Joined November 2022
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If you block me, you lose.
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Frank McCormick (@CBHeresy) profile picture
Frank McCormick
@CBHeresy11h
Well, at least prices will go down. That’s what Democrats are known for, right?
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Until morale improves.
Frozen (@hunts63) profile pictureFrozen@hunts63Nov 3
Replying to @DeadWhisperof @edu_andy24
For how long will you guys live in fiction and fairytales
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Cam Higby 🇺🇸
@camhigby13h
At this time I’d like to give a big thanks to @RealCandaceO, @TuckerCarlson, and @NickJFuentes for helping us surrender our nation to psychopaths.
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk10h
Guess my election-interfering space lasers didn’t work this time 🤷‍♂️
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thelameduck
@thelameduck148317h
This is cancer
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Καλός (@realKalos) profile pictureΚαλός
@realKalos23h
This post might turn the tides of the midterms.
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Rachel Wilson
@Rach4Patriarchy17h
Spotted @paleochristcon and @bryancallen
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It’s far from over.
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Obsolete Diogenes (@NotDiogenes) profile pictureObsolete Diogenes@NotDiogenesNov 3
Well at least the Malfoid thing is over
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Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) profile picture
Matt Walsh
@MattWalshBlog22h
This person should be in handcuffs on federal charges. This should be the kind of decision that ruins her life. DOJ needs to be on it immediately.
Dustin Grage (@GrageDustin) profile pictureDustin Grage
@GrageDustin23h
A poll worker in Minnesota. They just want free healthcare, guys.
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The poll worker is a registered Republican election judge who wore the commercial "Problem Solved" blood-splatter Halloween shirt as a costume on Oct. 31 with no political intent, per City of Rogers. Design predates Kirk's death. alphanews.org/exclusive-pict… facebook.com/cityofrogers/p…
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Pythadoge 🐍@pythadogeNov 2
And that’s my contribution in order to join the Malfoid community 🫡 #malfoid #malfoy #malfoygirl
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Candace: Britta is psychotic and obsessed with me also Candace: Erika Erika Erika Erika Erika Erika Erika Erika Erika Erika Erika Erika Erika Erika Erika Erika Erika Erika Erika Erika Erika Erika Erika Erika Erika Erika Erika Erika Erika Erika Erika Erika
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Stonetoss Comics
@stonetossNov 2
Casual reminder that labor shortages don't exist, only an unwillingness to raise wages.
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Let's go!
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IanHausen (@n0valith) profile picture
IanHausen
@n0valithNov 3
"Ok guys. Imagine your girl initiates sex. I bet you're annoyed!" She tried to move the goalpost by saying "she doesn't look like Sydney Sweeney she's got midling hygiene and doesn't act self conscious" This is a generational lack of understanding of men stemming from a clear disdain for them. Very sad.
Madelaine Hanson (@MadelaineLucyH) profile pictureMadelaine Hanson
@MadelaineLucyHNov 2
Ok lads: imagine you aren’t horny at all. Not even slightly. You’re busy fixing a shelf or ironing your suit or watching your favourite TV show. Zero sexy feelings. Your girlfriend sighs loudly and goes “can we have sex now” in whingy voice and then grabs your ass. She then sulks and starts whining when you aren’t instantly aroused and into it and starts saying you haven’t had sex for 3 days. Annoying? Not very sexy? GOOD YOU UNDERSTAND WHY PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE INSTA-HORNY BEHAVIOUR IS ANNOYING
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Everyone in Texas hates you.
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daevera 🍏✨ (@daevera) profile picture
daevera 🍏✨
@daeveraNov 3
💚💚 #Malfoy #Malfoid
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Know Your Meme (@knowyourmeme) profile pictureKnow Your Meme
@knowyourmemeNov 2
And the winner of October 2026's Meme of the Month award, with 28 percent of the total votes, is... Malfoid memes!
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"Oh yea, stupid men? How would you like it if a woman expressed undeniable desire for you on a primal level? Checkmate, chuds!"
Madelaine Hanson (@MadelaineLucyH) profile pictureMadelaine Hanson
@MadelaineLucyHNov 2
Ok lads: imagine you aren’t horny at all. Not even slightly. You’re busy fixing a shelf or ironing your suit or watching your favourite TV show. Zero sexy feelings. Your girlfriend sighs loudly and goes “can we have sex now” in whingy voice and then grabs your ass. She then sulks and starts whining when you aren’t instantly aroused and into it and starts saying you haven’t had sex for 3 days. Annoying? Not very sexy? GOOD YOU UNDERSTAND WHY PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE INSTA-HORNY BEHAVIOUR IS ANNOYING
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Stonetoss Comics
@stonetossNov 2
"pause microwave half way to stir" nah bro we're one shotting this
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Link🇻🇦 (@ZeldaZealot) profile picture
Link🇻🇦
@ZeldaZealotNov 2
There’s an entirely different world out there
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Know Your Meme (@knowyourmeme) profile pictureKnow Your Meme
@knowyourmemeNov 2
And the winner of October 2026's Meme of the Month award, with 28 percent of the total votes, is... Malfoid memes!
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Yeah nobody is buying this shit anymore.
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— • C H E E K Y • — (@andreagail_k) profile picture— • C H E E K Y • —
@andreagail_kNov 2
Replying to @ThomBrady5
Your Leftist enemies are fellow Americans striving to make life better for ALL. Your red-state base of voters is low-IQ, rural, bigoted Americans, brainwashed by Fox News & the rest of the right-wing outrage/anger media. Rightists are BAD for America. (There are no communists)
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D.@1992ErikNov 2
Every day until... moral.improves
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トラッカーちゃん (@truckerchan) profile pictureトラッカーちゃん
@truckerchanNov 2
Rise and shine it's Isekai Time!
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