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Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die. Come watch TV

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@garethickeJan 3
Don't forget to vote.
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Guess who won't be getting regime changed in 2026
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It'd be an innocent meeting between friends if they were polar bears
𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐳𝐞𝐬🥷🏾 (@lordbrazes) profile picture𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐳𝐞𝐬🥷🏾
@lordbrazes28 Dec 2025
i know a drug deal when i see one
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Massive news. Bashir comes home. The Indian government has found a way of deciding who is and is not eligible to play for England in the First Test — based on their race. This is a huge moment. The series must now be delayed until England are permitted their full squad in India.
Test Match Special (@bbctms) profile pictureTest Match Special
@bbctms23 Jan 2024
England's Shoaib Bashir will miss the first Test in Hyderabad because of a visa delay. #BBCCricket
Spinner Shoaib Bashir has returned to the UK in order to sort the visa delay which is preventing him from joining the England squad in India. The uncapped 20-year-old, who is of Pakistani descent, was initially left in Abu Dhabi when the rest of the team travelled on Sunday.

ALT Spinner Shoaib Bashir has returned to the UK in order to sort the visa delay which is preventing him from joining the England squad in India. The uncapped 20-year-old, who is of Pakistani descent, was initially left in Abu Dhabi when the rest of the team travelled on Sunday.

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Fuck off, Simon O'Donnell... He can absolutely express his opinion whether he's playing cricket for Australia or not, unless I woke up today in a different country.
CODE Cricket (@codecricketau) profile pictureCODE Cricket@codecricketau13 Dec 2023
Serious doubts have emerged over whether Usman Khawaja will be permitted to proceed with his pro-Palestinian stand, with Simon O’Donnell declaring he has no right to bring his personal beliefs into the sport. #AUSVPAK DETAILS | bit.ly/48hzIjt
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It always takes Haris Rauf 3 boundaries and 5 balls to find the right length in every over.
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Sorry Stokesy, Bazball was born just yesterday… This is Australia! #Ashes23
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AZ@azkhawaja10 Nov 2022
BIKK GAYA ICC AS ALWAYS.
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Bangladesh win twice but get only 2 points.
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Babar now has the highest score by a Pakistan player in the fourth innings of a Test. Highest score in the fourth innings score of all time is 223 by George Headley vs England, 1930.
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Boyses chase kernay k mood mein aye hain chaye pi ker
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Ammar@Ammarzaheer8 Dec 2021
Yessss! Ya Allah Shuker What a win @babarazam258 … absolute draw written all over it at lunch time on day 4. We then got to 300 and have somehow taken 20 wickets since. What a team! #BanvPak
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Anyway, time to switch loyalties to where we pay taxes 🤣 Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oi Oi Oi
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Seen better ones #T20WorldCup #AUSvWI
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Can’t. Stop. Watching
cricket.com.au (@cricketcomau) profile picturecricket.com.au
@cricketcomau26 Jun 2019
Starc seed 🔥🔥 #CWC19
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Replying to @piersmorgan
@piersmorgan I've seen this picture retweeted thousands of times now with absolutely no credit to the photographer.
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hulk hogan: u kno what day it is me, sobbing: the ten year anniversary of my fathers tragic and untimely death hulk hogan: no it is chest day brother let’s go -HH
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@ICC31 Dec 2017
Pakistan fans. If you start watching this video at 11:55:07pm, @sarfaraza_54 will take the catch that wins the Champions Trophy when the clock strikes midnight. Start your year out right 🇵🇰🏆 ▶️ bit.ly/CT17FinalHlts
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Welcome home you beautiful little thing #Ashes
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Qatar's 2022 World Cup stadium will be built from death, blood and exploitation of foreign labour. teapawt.net/futurism/status/937886…
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@futurism5 Dec 2017
Qatar's 2022 World Cup stadium will be built from recycled shipping containers.
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