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Mrs. Valentine. Sam's mom. Social media/content/creative/brand strategy/influencer pro. Currently: helping SMBs at @Meta (tweets, mine)

New York
Joined February 2009
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All i do is make money and then give it someone else.
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The quaintest thing about the suburbs is surely the bunnies 🐰
Being a homeowner is just opening and closing your shades every day until you die
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No no, we said “Party in the USA”
National anthem should be changed to John Lennon's 'Imagine,' activists say trib.al/zffxqE6
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i bought a duvet cover
people who own duvet covers are sociopaths.
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Read this book. You won’t regret it.
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people who own duvet covers are sociopaths.
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how many hours have you spent speaking, or trying to speak, to customer service teams since covid started? i'm going on 1,637.
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I promise, no one wants to see you do push-ups
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i don't know who needs to hear this, but now is not the time for zoodles.
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If i don’t die from covid, boredom, or my husband murdering me while in quarantine; i will surely die from all my endless attempts at interactions with airline booking agents trying to get refunds for my cancelled trip @CheapOair @JustFlyGlobal
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if you have an issue with influencers as a whole, that's one thing. but for better or worse, they're independent small businesses who support themselves off this work. They are going to be greatly impacted by this. Have a little compassion.
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Holy cow @JustFlyGlobal you have tried to charge me THREE different unethical fees to get a credit for my flights to Europe next week. First was 250, then 150, now back up to 200?!and customer support refuses to help. I cannot wait to watch you go under for ur covid response
Well @JustFlyGlobal has finally offered me travel credit for flights to London & Florence next week. HOWEVER, they are not refunding the original $250 booking fee AND are CHARGING ME ANOTHER $250 to accept the travel credit. Way to profit off a pandemic you absolute scum bags.
Replying to @justflycom
@justflyglobal airline CANCELLED my flights. u refuse to help. requested a call back 2x & got email saying tried to call when you DID NOT. my flight is not able to be managed on ur support site, don't give me that line. u should be ashamed of how you're treating customers now.
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@justflyglobal wut the fuck is wrong w u? blatantly lying by making the only way to get in touch w u via call-back form. u don't call people & then claim u did & couldn't reach us. LIES. u say to go online to manage bookings but bookings cannot be managed online. what r u doing?!
Replying to @CheapOair
@CheapOair my flight is cancelled and british airways confirmed i am eligible for a full refund that YOU need to process. your phones aren't working and i've been on an online queue for 5 hours that has been stuck at 14 people ahead of me for the last hour.
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@CheapOair was on hold this morning for over an hour when the line disconnected and dropped me. this is insane. please provide an option to cancel flights/ get refunds online so we do not have to bog down your customer support team. help us help you help us!
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this tweet aged pretty well
there's a special place in hell for people who use Purell instead of hand soap
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the idea of airline lounges is super elitist and fucking awful but good god are they a luxury that is worth the cost.
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