Mamon

RARE SEX POSITIONS THAT WILL MAKE HER CUM IN 2 MINUTES!! The first one is:

- You finish dinner. - You ask for the check. - The menu said your burger was $18. - The bill comes back at $19.80. - Sales tax is never included on the menu. - You hand the waiter your credit card. - They disappear into the back with it. - They come back 6 minutes later with 2 receipts and a pen. - Now the math test starts. - You have to write in the tip by hand. - The receipt suggests 20%, 22%, or 25%. - Tipping under 20% is treated like a personal insult. - You put down 20% just so you don't look cheap. - You add up the final total in your head. - You write it down on the merchant copy. - You sign your name at the bottom. - Your $18 burger just cost you almost $25. - You walk out to your car wondering if you tipped enough. All because you were hungry.

Paying at a restaurant in America has gotten completely out of hand. In Europe: - You eat a burger. - You ask for the bill. - It's €18. - They bring the card reader right to your table. - You tap your phone and leave. Done. In the United States:

• Ugly black dihh, darker vulvas, and 8 mm of pubic hair. • Bro ejaculates just from kissing. • Neighbours in the opposite building can hear everything. • Having to clean the entire room afterward. • Someone's leg starts cramping mid-position. • The bed starts making more noise than both partners. • Someone accidentally farts at the worst possible moment. • Running out of breath before the actual workout is over. • Awkwardly asking, “Was that good for you?” • Spending more time finding a condom than getting undressed. • One person orgasms while the other is still waiting. • Realising the bedsheets need to go straight into the washing machine.

🔵 MAN WHO DOESN'T MASTURBATE * Has better control over his sexual urges. * May develop a stronger emotional connection with his partner. * Feels more disciplined in his daily routine. * May experience greater satisfaction from partnered intimacy. * Spends less time watching pornography. * Becomes more aware of his personal habits. * Focuses more on his goals and ambitions. * Builds healthier daily routines. * Learns to manage sexual urges more consciously. Note: These are possible lifestyle differences, not guaranteed medical benefits of abstinence.

The difference between a MAN WHO MASTURBATES and a MAN WHO DOES NOT MASTURBATE that many people are unaware of: 🔴 MASTURBATES -Less stress -Lower risk of prostate cancer -Lasts longer in bed 🔵 DOES NOT MASTURBATE ↓↓

-Normally, there is no ejaculation, although it does happen in some women. -It does not have a refractory period like the male one. -It can take more than double the time (about 13 minutes on average) and lasts around 20 seconds. -More than 50% admit to having faked it at some point. -Its most reliable pathway is the clitoris, not penetration. -It can be multiple, although only about 15% experience it that way. -With oral stimulation, fingers, and deep kisses, 80% reach it always or almost always. -After reaching it, the arousal and desire usually remain present. -According to a study with twins, genetics explains about one-third of the likelihood of reaching it. -Studies suggest that the gap has more to do with stimulation than with the body.

The difference between the FEMALE ORGASM and the MALE ORGASM that almost no one knows: 🔴 MALE ORGASM - Reached in 5 minutes - Achieved 95% of the time - Lasts about 10 seconds - Has a refractory period (minutes to days) 🔵 FEMALE ORGASM ↓↓

When a woman is giving you a blowjob she may do this: • Spit it out in a tissue • Rush to the bathroom • Swallow it without hesitation • Ask you to finish somewhere else This is actually what it means: