As a Chud who’s Black and whose heritage in this great nation has bestowed upon me an intimate familiarity with concepts such as ownership and freedom, I can say with confidence that Sucker Punch hiring this retarded sheprog did not stir within me a sense of being owned. Rather, the decision inclined me to associate her specific brand of idiocy with Sucker Punch. Whatever goodwill I might have afforded them prior to their decision to bring her on was squandered by the decision itself. My money—my financial agency—remains outside their reach and on my person; its usage remains at my discretion. Rather than them owning me, it feels as though they failed to lure me onto their boat. Once I saw Ishii and Drew Harrison already aboard that accursed vessel, there was no chance I was getting on. They’ve failed to even capture me, let alone hold me in bondage.

My 3 D&D World Championships as a Paladin suggest that I have an idea or two.

Americans’ alcohol consumption falls to its lowest level since 1939, per Gallup.

Only if you had a shit DM who doesn't understand encounter design

Every edition of D&D has had the role system, 4E was just honest about it.

Men these days are different. The moment you say no, they’re gone. No begging, no pleading, no chasing. This generation of men will accept your rejection so fast, you’ll start wondering if they ever wanted you in the first place.

Breaking news to all the AirBnB haters: You pay for the cleaning in the price of the room at a hotel. It’s not free. And to compare billion dollar businesses that have cleaning staff at scale to a mom and pop operator is ridiculous.

Boomers when Captain America is black. This ain't your world anymore.

BREAKING: A United Airlines flight bound for NJ was rerouted back to Las Vegas after a flight attendant reportedly caught a passenger texting about hijacking the plane. The identity of the passenger has yet to be released.

Starting next school year, a bell-to-bell cell phone ban will take effect in every single Pennsylvania classroom. We’re getting back to the basics and keeping our classrooms focused on learning.

BREAKING: COVID-conscious Western Massachusetts lesbian bar, Last Ditch, announces it is shutting down effective immediately.

Nice bait fgt xD