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"You are what you eat."
That's strange, I don't remember eating any sexy beasts today...
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Sorry but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a virgin.
Yoda retweeted
Wow, seriously? 13 year olds having sex and getting drunk? When I was 13, I was injecting heroin and had committed my 4th murder, pussies.
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I hate when I’m on the treadmill and my hand accidentally hits the stop button & I have to get off and eat a bacon grilled cheese sandwich.
Yoda retweeted
The hardcore way to eat ramen noodles:
1 Boil water
2 Eat block of ramen
3 Drink boiled water
4 Snort flavored powder
Yoda retweeted
The hardcore way to eat ramen noodles: 1. Boil water 2. Eat block of ramen 3. Drink boiled water 4. Snort flavored powder 5. Fuck Bitches
Yoda retweeted
Heb geen uitnodiging voor die feest maar ik ga toch: In Da Building In Da Building #RideDePunany #JudeskaVoice #Troon














