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Manchester United fan parody account. Will post things that can't be said on the official @ManUtd account. Follow for football banter!

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@Casemiro when Amrabat finally joins Manchester United. #MUFC
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🚨 Roy Keane has a habit of cutting through all the noise and getting straight to the heart of the issue. As usual, he's absolutely spot on here. 👏 (🎥 @WeAreTheOverlap)
🚨 Roy Keane has questioned Manchester United's permanent appointment of Michael Carrick in the first place: 🗣️ “If I hear one more person tell me he's a great guy and he loves the club. What's that got to do with it? This has nothing to do with his personality. “Ultimately, you've got to get players to run for you. “We can all name a few managers who might be good options. That doesn't mean it's going to work out, but you still have to look at the best option. “The owners have many responsibilities, but they have to appoint the best-in-class manager for Manchester United because the manager is the most important appointment at a football club. Fact.” 👏
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🚨 Kaveh Solhekol has delivered a scathing assessment of Sir Jim Ratcliffe's leadership at Manchester United: 🗣️ "I'm going to tell you who's responsible for this situation. It's Jim Ratcliffe. "He bought just 29% of Manchester United, allowing the Glazers to remain in control while taking responsibility for football operations himself. "He arrived believing he knew better than everyone else how to run the club, and look where United are two and a half years later. "He backed Erik ten Hag publicly while speaking to other managers behind his back. When he couldn't find a replacement, he gave Ten Hag a new contract and money to spend, only to sack him shortly afterwards. "Then they paid a fortune to bring Ruben Amorim in midway through the season, despite him wanting to wait until the summer and playing a completely different system. "Dan Ashworth opposed the appointment and ended up leaving. United backed Amorim, that failed, and they sacked him too. "They appointed Michael Carrick as interim manager, saw results improve and then handed him the permanent job. "Meanwhile, Ratcliffe has introduced restrictions on wages and transfer fees, ruled out expensive signings and adopted a recruitment strategy that changes priorities from one window to the next. "One summer it's forwards, the next it's midfielders, then defenders. They've also decided to prioritise players with Premier League experience. "This is Jim Ratcliffe's vision for Manchester United. These are his decisions, and he is responsible for the situation the club finds itself in."
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🚨 Peter Schmeichel has questioned why Manchester United have handed key roles to the likes of Jason Wilcox and Omar Berrada after their connections with rival clubs: 🗣️ “We’re giving decision-making roles to people with very little experience who openly disliked United during their playing careers. Jason Wilcox is one of them. I don’t understand why he’s there. When he played for Leeds, you’re supposed to hate Man United. He hated Man United. “We’re not Manchester City. We’re Manchester United. There’s a certain way of being Manchester United. If you haven’t been in there before, you don’t know what it is.”
How on earth are Omar Berrada and Jason Wilcox still in a job at Manchester United? 🤯🤯🤯 Both spent years working at Manchester City, and at this point, you'd be forgiven for thinking they're on some sort of undercover mission to destroy United from within. They're doing a better job of ruining Manchester United than any rival fan could ever have dreamed of. 😭
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Manchester United need to be freed of the yoke of the Glazers. That’s obvious. Been saying it since 2005. But how? It’s difficult to force regime change. A few United fans suggesting they’d welcome relegation as it would make the Glazers consider selling up. It might make them more likely to hold on as a PL club worth far more than EFL. A few fans suggesting a boycott of games - but why should loyal fans stop watching their team? And the club could simply get tourists in if a few games missed. A boycott of the megastore and catering is obvious (and already done by some fans) but that would also hit staff and temporary workers. Chants and banners make a point to the world how reviled the absentee Glazers are. But probably won’t worry the distant Glazers. They can point to money invested in transfers (and spent badly) but it’s not their personal money. It’s money generated by the fans. United have some very influential fans’ groups, fanzines, forums and pods. Would lobbying the Independent Football Regulator about whether the Glazers are “fit and proper owners” (in old parlance) have any effect? At the very least, there is a strong case for lobbying the IFR and Government about updating legislation to preclude debt-based takeovers (the IFR has an advisory role to Parliament). It’s certainly a national embarrassment that the most high-profile representative of the national sport has such substantial debt and such deeply unpopular owners associated with it. Sadly, like a stubborn stain, the Glazers will take some shifting. #MUFC
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🚨Jason Wilcox and Omar Berrada’s MASTERCLASS planing at Manchester United: • Spending £70m on a player who was being benched by 40-year-old James Milner last season and call him biggest signing of the summer while he is still a project. • Spending £50m on a physically weak Chelsea substitute. • Signing a slow, unathletic 29-year-old Tielemans just because he had a release clause. • Going into the season WITHOUT a fit striker. • Handing the managerial job to someone completely out of his depth — [With all respect to Carrick as player] • Failing to replace our absolutely AWFUL left-back and right-back options. • Bringing Marcus Rashford back. This wasn’t bad luck. This was SHOCKING squad planning and INCOMPETENCE at the highest level. #MUFC
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I think the fanbase is unanimous with this.
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"Jason Wilcox needs to be sacked!" 😡 Mark Goldbridge has had enough of Jason Wilcox. Watch this episode of Overlap Daily on YouTube or listen wherever you get your podcasts 🙌⚽️
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Or the Glazers, or Ratcliffe, or Wilcox.
Man Utd fans again firmly saying they don't want a new stadium.
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So here’s where we are at….. @The__1958 cannot fight this battle against the owners on their own, that’s plain to see. Unless ALL major supporters groups of MANCHESTER UNITED come together and start singing from the same song sheet then we are totally fucked. It’s a now or never moment in my opinion. it’s time for every supporters club, fan group and offical trust to work towards a greater good. Fuck dialogue with the club, it’s pointless and has been for years. I believe the only way forward is for the FAB and FF to cut the club off with a vote of no confidence. That’s the start. Then…. Let your feet do the talking, however that looks. Any details of protests, be it a walk out, sit in, boycott or whatever the plan may be will be utterly pointless unless everyone supports it. Thats the sad reality here, time to wake the fuck up or…… Enjoy Ratcliffe and the Glazers for the unforeseeable It’s up to you
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Holy shit, never thought he would say anything
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Enemies of Manchester United football club #GlazersOut #IneosOut #RatcliffeOut
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The Muppetiers are hilarious. Been rimming Ineos since they’ve came in, calling anyone who is against them not a united fan. To now saying, “they have ran the club into the ground” 😂 One of the worst accounts on this app.
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This you 😂
Largely accurate this, but it is very poor planning.
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Don’t change your tune now. You and others were part of the problem you fake fans.
This leadership continue an almost unprecedented run of getting every big call wrong. You could flip a coin for a decision and not have made this many mistakes in a row. We are being run by random rules like who would get on with Jason Wilcox.
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WE'VE WON ITTTT!!!!!! ❤️ (5-3) 🔵
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🚨🚨| 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Omar Berrada's position could also be in DOUBT. [@sistoney67 @SamiMokbel_BBC] #mufc
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Get rid of them right now! #WilcoxOut #INEOSOUT #GlazersOut
🚨 BREAKING: One source close to Manchester United feels it is INEVITABLE Jason Wilcox will eventually LOSE his job if a third managerial change in as many seasons is made. Another senior figure in the game said BOTH Wilcox and Omar Berrada may be vulnerable, suggesting Sir Jim Ratcliffe could be considering a wider overhaul of senior staff. #MUFC [@sistoney67, @SamiMokbel_BBC]
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🚨🚨🎙️| Paul Scholes on Manchester United: “The ownership needs to change. The only way this get better is if the ownership changes.” [@goodbadftblpod]
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🚨 Michael Carrick told the leadership team in the summer that he needed additional coaching staff, particularly Aaron Danis from Bayern Munich. Jason Wilcox failed to deliver!
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Peter Schmeichel on Jason Wilcox: “We have people who openly, in their playing careers, stated that they hated Manchester United. Playing for clubs they were enemies of Manchester United. With very little experience, all of a sudden, they're in decision-making jobs at Manchester United. I just don't understand why he's there. I mean, when you played for Leeds, you know, you're supposed to hate Man United. And of course, he hated Man United.” [@WeAreTheOverlap] #MUFC
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