My debut film, a satire about the Male Loneliness Epidemic, is officially live to stream in on YouTube. Teaser below. Link to full film in bio
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Construction workers get a lot of flack but they honestly have the right idea. I have way less success catcalling at my office job. Like it or not, outside is the better option
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I'm at the bookstore, picking up random books and counting to 12. God I hope that's the right amount of time. Any one else new to tricking women in public?
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During the 2010s, major companies were warning us to not have a red cup in a Facebook photo because they would google you before hiring. Meanwhile, the CEOs of those companies were doing business with Jeffrey Epstein. Seems like they weren't actually googling
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Whenever I visit New York and get on the subway I go “omg they had these back when I used to live here”
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It’s so crazy to me that you can randomly hear a song and it will be automatically remind you of the artist that sings it
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scrolling back and stopping on a random day in the group chat and just giggling and kicking my feet like a school girl
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I can’t do any cool fashion shit in front of my handsome friends, can’t risk giving them any ideas
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I use the word Jerkonian in place of Draconian to describe governments that aren't evil or cruel but are being a bit mean
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Wow thank you bad bunny! My little nephew saw the halftime show and now he’s autistic for big booty latinas! He used to like dinosaurs
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Been drinking a lot of Red Bull recently and my piss has become magnetic. It’s sticking to metal in ways you cannot imagine
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The next Office/Parks & Rec should be set in the fragrance section of a Macys. What do they talk about in there all day. I don't know but I’d really like to
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