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If a simple abbreviation of your ethnic group becomes a slur, you’ve probably earned those negative connotations.
That’s why black people rebrand every 5 to 10 years.
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If you want to understand the average groyper staffer, keep in mind that, aside from never having joined a fraternity or the military, he also grew up in a church where every Sunday service looked like this.
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York cobblestones. 2006 vs 2026.
Well maintained in 2006. Can’t be arsed to maintain properly and just plaster with tarmac patches in 2026. British civic pride decay in a nutshell.
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The New World was supposed to be a commonwealth for Western man to be able to live in isolation from the constant Oriental pressure, while experimenting with new genetic and environmental influences to slowly develop itself on the margins. Now it’s, sovereignty, la raza and China
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First time since Covid I have been to a mainstream gym.
Shane Gillis did nothing wrong.
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I hate Ofcom with a passion, but even I think GBNews should their licence at this point, or at least be forced to remove the word "News" from their name.
‘I am utterly DISGUSTED by your rampant, pathetic cowardice.’
Former Metropolitan Police detective Peter Bleksley BLASTS @alexarmstrong after he suggested he wouldn’t fight for his country.
Bed wench Gammons handing out white feathers.
What is 'House Gammon'?
The British media ecosystem likes to platform archetypes of British identity that offer a veneer of authenticity while parroting regime talking points.
The House Gammon is allowed a degree of autonomy over issues the regime does not regard as existential, such as debates about transsexuals or the burqa.
However, on subjects about race or geopolitics, the House Gammon will be perfectly aligned with Power.
The House Gammon is effective containment because the masses look upon them as their own in-group in a way they may not with a libtard or posh Tory type.
Say it as it is old cockneys, working-class salt-of-the-earth rebels and five pints and a pie archetypes all make for great House Gammon.
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If you’re actually decent at cooking then your family will be asking for repeats of specific meals from you because they liked them
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"How would you feel if you filed your visa paperwork anytime in the past four years?"
"But I didn't file my visa paperwork in the past four years."
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This new power was probably designed to be used against Natives for wrong-think, rather than third worlders prowling the streets.
But… we should use it.
We’ve all seen videos of them on busses or lurking around nightclubs.
So if you see someone following or harassing girls/women, or if they’re doing it to you, call the police and say they’re causing harassment, alarm and distress. Tell the police you’re scared and worried for yours/the girl’s safety.
Too many people think they shouldn’t call the police until they’ve witnessed a crime but that’s not true, ‘causing harassment, alarm and distress’ has existed for years - start using it.
The left has used it for years, even to police speech. They’ll say a street preacher is causing them distress for talking about the Bible, and the police will actually come and remove them.
It doesn’t matter if they’ve done anything illegal, if someone claims to be harassed, alarmed or distressed, the police will turn up and they have powers based purely on that person’s claim.
So we should absolutely use it for migrants harassing women and girls and weirdos lurking around nightclubs, bus stops, etc, that are causing people alarm or distress.
Teach your children about this rule, too.
If they’re worried about someone acting strange, following them, talking to them after they’ve asked to be left alone, they can and should call the police.