Sat poolside in Kos listening to ‘and away’ by @RealBobMortimer. So funny. My wife thinks I’m having a breakdown and strangers are staying away from the laughing idiot!
Well done @GaryAnderson180 for defending Luke Littler and all newer darts players, and good luck for the rest of the championship 🏴
Everton vs Tottenham: Harry Kane's embarrassing dive is football's failure telegraph.co.uk/football/202…
He’s supposed to be a great player. Assess against his behaviour and attitude on and off the pitch, not his goal tally. Last night was embarrassing
Great to see @Dunks_Scott getting the win and belting out flower of Scotland on the podium. #CWG22
Olympics is generally brilliant, but @jadejonestkd is briiliant and on the brink of being a true legend. #Kickherinthehead #Olympics
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This appalling killing hasn’t got the attention it warrants because of Coronavirus.
A random deranged woman stabbed this poor little 7-yr-old girl to death as she was playing in a Bolton park with her family on Mother’s Day.
An unimaginable horror.
RIP Emily. 🙏
Watching the c4 coverage of the election. @RobbieRinder is rightly going to lose his shit with the utter trash that one of the panel is saying. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Great stage of racing today in #LeTour2019 @SimonYatess great win. Not sure about black socks with white shoes though.
How good must @NoelGallagher feel, watching his team with the #premiership and the fans singing your songs. The bastard.
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If anyone's in need of a word for an uninformed know-it-all it's 'ultracrepidarian'. And a 'bloviator' is someone who talks for hours but says absolutely nothing.
