@MarcBeddy

Deadpan specialist. Turophile. Grammar, punctuation and spelling expert. Chocaholic. Needs to be kept stimulated.

Joined August 2009
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Some people tell me I take good photos.
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That #BallonDor for Kane feels more like a lifetime achievement award cos he’s near the end of his career. In the women’s, how did Putellas win? Again, lifetime achievement award vibes.
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Luis Nani was so underrated 🇵🇹 🔥
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🤣🤣 as funny as it is, it shows how namby pamby our police force is. Do away with equality bollocks in this career and make it so only the elite can get in.
The Best
@TheBestqueenxOct 25
No one could have predicted this escape plan. 😂😂
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One of the most powerful videos I’ve ever seen as a United supporter. The shift in atmosphere as soon as Carrick goes down the tunnel is exactly what the players need to hear. 👏
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Seen more imagery of Bruno on the bench than we do when he’s playing. #MUNBOU
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Fuck me, these cunts are useless. #MUNBOU.
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We’re getting arseholed by a fucking lake. I’d rather be in a Coma. #MUFC #UCL #COMMUN
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By the way, does Lammens know he’s actually allowed to try and stop the ball?! Just dive and at least make it look like you’re having a go. #MUFC #UCL #COMMUN
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I’m almost certain the players are trying to get Carrick sacked. They can’t be this bad. Then again, Carrick started with Bruno up top. How has last season’s Prem Player Of The Year been so shite this season? #MUFC #UCL #COMMUN
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Fuck me, this defence is shocking. And it doesn’t matter who the manager is…because the players are shit. #MUFC #UCL #COMMUN
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Jeeeeezus
Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives
@dom_lucreOct 19
🔥🚨BREAKING GRAPHIC: Heartbreaking footage has released of Father Patricio Alfredo Sanchez Molinari being struck by the large crucifix took his life Ecuador's Guayaquil.
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Seriously 🤣
Sky Sports News
@SkySportsNewsOct 19
BREAKING: Brentford are working with the police to identify those responsible for a rugby ball being kicked into the stadium during their 2-1 defeat to Liverpool on Saturday 🚨
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Did Alice Cooper just make a cheeky quip about Keith Richards on @talkSPORT? 🤣
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Glad that Lisandro Martinez has come out and said something - because someone needs to! However, I reckon he’s wanting out rather than having concern for the club. Probably hoping for the club to move him on. #MUFC
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Ey up @LauraKirk12, Toffifee is pronounced “toffi-fee”, not “to-fee-fee”. Cheers.
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I fuckin’ hate modern football. Players falling over after being tickled. How did they get through grass roots?! #ATMMUN #UCL
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Fucking useless cunts. #MUFC #ATMMUN #UCL
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Do people with turkey teeth know how stupid they actually look? Far too white and straight, isn’t there an option to make them look a little more natural?
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Netflix win the rights to broadcast the World Cup. Game’s gone.
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This fella who jumped into the tiger enclosure at Yorkshire Wildlife Park. How did he die? I know you’ll be like “duhhh!” but of the video that’s circulating it doesn’t look enough to take his life. So guessing there was more mauling to be done? Anyone got that video?
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