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🚨🎫 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 | Como president Mirwan Suwarso and other club directors will give their seats to supporters for their UEFA Champions League debut match vs RB Leipzig. 👏✅
The tickets will go to Como fans who were born in 1950 or earlier, so they can experience history. (@FabrizioRomano)
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They’re doing doing pussy analytics and I’m one of the old assholes in moneyball who’s like look pal I know good pussy when I see it
This is her vaginal microbiome report. 100/100 score.
Top 1% of all vaginas.
Her sample is dominated by the single most protective bacterial species a vagina can host (Lactobacillus crispatus).
Only about 25-30% of reproductive age women globally are L. crispatus-dominant, and “dominant” usually means above 50%. Kate is at 98.7%.
The lab found nothing bad to report. (no gardnerella, Candida, STIs, opportunistic pathogens, aerobic vaginitis markers, etc.)
This is linked to lower risk of BV, UTIs, yeast infections, HPV persistence, HSV-2 and HIV acquisition, preterm birth, and improved IVF outcomes.
A vaginal microbiome is downstream of everything: sleep, glucose control, stress, gut health, sexual health, immune function, what you eat, and what you put in it.
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Today we travelled to @Eccleston_FC in the league coming away with 3-1 win, goals from @KaiFitzjohn2, Phil Marsh with a sublime finish and @MarcRees_ put us 3-0 up, second half was all hands to the pumps as our opponents pushed to get back in the game our MoM @KaiFitzjohn2
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Everton's biggest mistake was limiting themselves to a single FFP breach.
114 additional ones and they would've got away scot-free.
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Any good players out there that know me or know of me or newburgh, please feel free to get in touch. You're welcome. We're a great run club with a top set of lads. Competitive and regularly challenging on all fronts for the past 10 years but always looking to improve. 👍⚽️🏆🏆
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2. For any of our league challengers with 2 games to go which means we are back to back @mid_lancs premier division champions 🏆 🥇 🏅 👏 😎
Goal scorers were: @Liam_Stewart10 x 2 @judgey1989 @jaymachell, @jamieking__ and @mattmoran_8 with a thunderbastard late on to make it 6.
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A convincing 4-0 win for the lads tonight 🔥
A @WainwrightSam_ shot destined for a throw in took a massive deflection into the Pilks net.
He ran away trying to claim it 🤦🏻♂️
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Get down to watch us if available on Friday 21st April at the Lancashire FA , County Ground, Leyland, PR25 2LF
Kick Off : 7.30pm (access to ground from 6.30pm)
Entry fee is £5 for adults and £2 for children U16.
All your support welcomed ⚽️⚽️
It’s coming to the end of the season and with that comes the finals of the two league cups.
Guildhall Cup is between @NewburghHarrock and @NewLongtonFC
Lancastrian Brigade cup is between Gables FC and @SANDAAMATEURS Reserves
More details here ➡️
bit.ly/3Ua9NEz
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U.S. Adds $19 Trillion In Debt Attempting To Win Toy For Girlfriend From Claw Machine bit.ly/3Z69H2h
ALT An arcade claw machine.
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@ClayBrowfc 1 - 2 @ClayBrowFCRes (the real firsts)
Great performance from the boys today sees us romp to the victory 💪🏼
Goalscorers:
@Garydennydoyle4 x1
Noz x1
Sunday •
🗓 4/09/2022
🆚 @ClayBrowfc
🏟 JMO Sports Park
🕚 11am
This Sunday sees us face the first team in our second game of the season back at JMO again.
We’re looking to build on Sunday’s win against St Paul’s to make it two wins from two.
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from @MarcRees_ & @Sam_Handley8
Too many lads to mention in the tweets but I promised a mention for @WainwrightSam_ who was a stalwart in CM/CAM/RW while @HedderickConnor handled everything the game threw at him including the liner’s flag!
All in all and good game! (2/2)