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2021: what a year. Here are my highlights from the frontlines of this entirely normal island
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2024 was the year a couple of my mates convinced me that the London Underground tube doors can detect human heads and won’t close if they feel one
Lying cunts
Most of us Euros will be thanking our lucky stars we can't comprehend this. That is horrific if it isn't rage bait.
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Officers are currently on scene close to Lewes railway station following reports of a derailed train at 3.54pm today (13 August).
We’re responding alongside paramedics and the fire service and will provide more information as soon as we can.
Not able to play properly. Not able to lose properly. The majority of football fans will be happy to see this lot not win the trophy.
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Oh, Where’s my Manners! Welcome to Twitter @warnockofficial 😘
Wake up, a new angle has been released
Still can’t believe England didn’t win after this tackle. 😭 teapawt.net/ahmeddey4u/status/2078…
If England want to make a point, they should bring out a banner saying "Normandy and Britanny are English" one and see how quick they react to that
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The 4 goals against Croatia
Kanes late double vs Congo
That win in the azteca
Jude’s double against Norway
Gordon’s goal in the semi
They’ve given us another cracking summer, ofc we’d rather have won it but I’ve seen England teams not get out the group against Costa Rica!
It’s the hope that kills ya 🤣
Home euros next time, see ya there 🏴🍺
Is there a more selfish way to enjoy yourself than fireworks? Arguably more selfish than a loud party.
We have to talk about the Mexican's ability to be horrible until they lost and have accepted defeat so graciously. Really hope England does invite them for that friendly.



























