Envious only of my alternative timeline… (he/him)

Oakland, California
Joined November 2010
Oh, you think drunkenness is your ally? But you merely adopted the drink; I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see sobriety until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING! The beers betray you, because they belong to me!
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Yes it’s @LarryJuneTFM for album of the year with Who’s Coopin Although I think @fatbellybella’s might be better…
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First time I basically had an album complete on release, been waiting a long time.
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Kids, you don't see it much in the world today, just so you know, this is what integrity looks like.
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Marcel retweeted
自助餐面前出现了中西方真正的文化差异
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USA in 2026 😭😭😭 I feel bad for anybody that doesn’t have a dark sense of humor in these times
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Cannot overstate @BreeNewsome you should follow her tweets.
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Painted this giant canvas for Magic the Gathering l, trying to channel old school weird fantasy
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Hopefully some textbooks can be written in how to shut the fuck up.
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Whenever I find a deck I like and go infinite, it gets nerfed. Scorpion 2 should not scale exponentially, otherwise it’s just a combo deck.
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man, fuck the police (arena prices) powered cube still set as premier draft prices not playing that garbage GIVE US CHEAP CUBE
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Two buck chuck is now four buck chuck…
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Draft complete with 15 tickets & 18 respawns still left
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I want to make the kind of music that reminds people why the white colonizers tried to take all our drums away… 🤔
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Whelp, at least I maxed out my limit…
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Fogwell’s Gym is the next Hot Location. It will double Boosters and Wild Boosters! Everyone should add Legion to their decks to make all three locations Fogwell’s. That’s 96 boosters per match!
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Why wasn’t this Louie the 13th?
DOG…. THE GAME JUST DRANK A WHOLE BOTTLE OF DON JULIO ON THE VERZUZ STAGE😭😭😭😭 #VERZUZ
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I went to an elementary school named after the guy who fought back the Spanish. Today I was forced to root for these mongrels, but Argentina are worse than the devil
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