Who needs a haunted house when you could just show someone an empty pizza box

Petition for dating profiles to include go-to pizza orders.

Fall is here & we’re all about the #PSL aka pizza slice love

new rule: if you schedule a meeting at lunchtime, you have to provide pizza

“Will you accept this rose?” 🌹 …ummm, not unless it comes with pizza 🍕

There’s a reason the pizza emoji is a pepperoni pizza… 🍕#NationalPepperoniPizzaDay

Maturing is understanding the importance of ordering a second pizza for your future self.

brb, trying to train the algorithm to only show us pizza content

birthday pizza > birthday cake 🍕🎈

Do you order an extra pizza specifically for leftovers?

Pretty sure mom said you can order pizza if your homework is done 📝🍕

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This National Cheese Pizza Day we’d like to thank cheese for being the delicious glue that holds us all together.

Feeling hungry? Order pizza. Follow for more life hacks.

What pizza makes the best leftovers? Sound off in the replies.

We COULD make this about us having Pizza Bowls since March 2020, OR we could make it about how OUR pizza lovers are always excited about pizza.

Eating the food at home 👎 Eating the food at home when it’s leftover pizza 👍