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Purveyor of fine frocks, Mancunian, lover of music, good food and bad jokes.

Bollington, England
Joined October 2008
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A fab podcast find for my day off #webuiltthiscity a fab listen @lisamorton 👏👏👏
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If you’re celebrating Shamima Begum’s baby dying you’re a disgusting prick. She’s lost three children. She was 15 yrs old and groomed.
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Towards the end of this week we have received 3 further lots of requests which are likely to push our numbers past 3700. We have not been able to commit at present as we have to be realistic about what we have raised and what we can achieve. Every penny counts right now.
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Still being pursued by @virginmedia for a debt on my mothers account they wouldn’t let me close, as I didn’t have the password and she had dementia. She died 6 months ago. Go fuck yourselves.
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Thank you Liz and @Erniechef for our fabulous meal and your lovely hospitality @HangingGatePub 💋xx
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First bauble on the tree for Eve #We❤️Mcr.
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Please consider local traders this X Mass. They can find Tat for you if it really important. PLUS. They pay taxes They pay rates They pay Staff They accept Credit Cards Local Traders not just for X Mass They there for ever. Unless YOU kill them. Thanks for reading and considering
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Sarah won. Just like Brexit, Donald Trump... #cbb #cbbuk #cbbfinal
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Waaah!! Can't believe we are missing this. A great consolation though @PAMHOGGcouture teapawt.net/purelondonshow/status/…
Share the love - for every 60min massage in July we'll donate a free massage to a 999 hero #999gratitudeattitude #smile #myherois
Replying to @LironD
@LironD I'm @martynhett dad. We're having a massive funeral. It would have been great if Mariah could say a few words about her No 1 fan !
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Just reminiscing about how much I appreciate Radiohead. Then realised that never actually happened 🔫 #Glastonbury
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At the palace hoping to get in first and form a govt while the others are dithering
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Worst high 5 of all time...?
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Off to bed while it's still a bit light. Whatever the weather a shit day dawns #GE2017
Dogs who don't deserve to go to polling stations #dogsatpollingstations
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