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Mark Volain

@MarkCVolain

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me.

 California, USA
Joined March 2010
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Shohei Ohtani Yoshinobu Yamamoto Tyler Glasnow Blake Snell Roki Sasaki All added within the last 14 months. Truly stunning.
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REPOST THIS for a chance to win this signed Mitch Keller jersey!
Image from Pittsburgh Pirates (@Pirates)
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Not only is today's date a palindrome, it's also an ambigram. You can read it left to right, right to left, and also upside down #nerdalert
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@dril25 Apr 2014
me: i dont even care if they cancel sports howard stern: Thats wild
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The Dodgers are the seven-year-old who discovers that you can make a finger gun in rock-paper-scissors and that no other seven-year-old can effectively rebut that finger gun beats everything.
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Jon Bois@jon_bois14 Jul 2021
retweet this if you have ever watched a movie
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gabe@PlayoffTanaka_5 Apr 2021
Shohei Ohtani hitting a home run off himself. This guy is just incredible
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This holiday, I’m gonna stay home in my trash can and avoid people.
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If PA flips first Gritty should be allowed to personally drag Trump from the White House and throw him directly into hell.
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Dave Itzkoff@ditzkoff4 Nov 2020
✅YES on Prop 374 (The results of all “one gotta go” tweets become legally binding)
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OK, here's how Bernie can still win:
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Emmy Bengtson@EmmyA23 Nov 2020
2020 24 hours to go I wanna be sedated
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EVEN I KNOW NOT TO PULL THE SNELL. WHAT A JABRONI MOVE. DODGERS GONNA BE WORLD CHAMPIONS NOW
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If there is one thing I truly and firmly belive in, it’s that The Democrats will absolutely find a way to fumble this.
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Chris Hayes
@chrislhayes8 Sep 2020
Trump is objectively pro-Covid.
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Image from no context the good place (@nocontexttgp)
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About to see a lot of "sports are supposed to be a distraction" takes from people not realizing that's the entire point
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White people bragging about having a higher body count at the hands of the police is a weird flex but ok.
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Books you had to read in high school as Arrested Development quotes: a thread
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I wrote a piece about anti-Semitism, athletes, and building the kind of movement that challenges these ideas. thenation.com/article/societ…
Anti-Semitic Comments by Athletes Demand a Better Response

Anti-Semitic Comments by Athletes Demand a Better Response

But not from the craven right wing that abides it in their own ranks—and not as an excuse for anti-Blackness.

thenation.com
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