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Husband. Dad. Dog parent. Veteran. Leader. Problem-solver. Inquisitive. Asks tough questions. Whiskey Connoisseur. RT ≠ agreement. Snarky comments are mine.

Joined September 2008
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In October 2019, Matt Rozsa of @Salon was to conduct a telephone interview of me about my book "Washington Babylon: From George Washington to Donald Trump, Scandals That Rocked the Nation." Rozsa's first two questions were couched in anti-Trump terms. When I told him the subject matter of his questions were unrelated to the book, he abruptly hung up. No article ever appeared. Like most of Salon's people, Rozsa is a political activist, not a journalist. Good riddance to a garbage publication.
Today, after 31 years, we are saddened to announce that Salon is ceasing publication. It has been an extraordinary privilege. salon.com/2026/11/05/goodbye…
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RAYUAN LANE 91 YARDS TO THE HOUSE! Tune-in: NFL Sunday Ticket On YouTube yt.be/nflsundayticketstudent ​ #GoNavy | #RollGoats
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Here’s a story for you. We started filming without owning the title and had to do alternates. Taft Broadcasting owned the title Ghostbusters as part of their half-hour sitcom starring Larry Storch and Forrest Tucker (F-Troop) and a gorilla chasing ghosts. I had never heard of it. They didn’t have proton packs or Bill Murray. Columbia paid $500,000 to buy the name, but they really should have paid Dean Martin, from whom I first heard the term. In the film Scared Stiff (1953), he and Jerry Lewis (check out his acrobatic stair descent) are in an old haunted castle, and Lizabeth Scott asks Dean: “Who are you guys?” And Dean answers: “You’ve heard of Trustbusters and Gangbusters, we’re Ghostbusters!” For my research writing the first movie, I watched every single ‘ghost’ comedy ever made. Bowery Boys, Hope and Crosby, Abbot and Costello, Martin and Lewis all did such films. Happy Halloween 2026.
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best use of AI I've seen this year
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Parity: An SEC Horror Story presented by: @renasant
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A milestone in the long, painstaking process of getting a book into the world - today I received the first pass proofs for “The 39: Uncovering the Secret Heroes of the CIA,” out in March 2027 and available for preorder via the link in my bio…
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Bryce Underwood is the 111th-best quarterback in FBS, by @PFF passing grade. We haven’t seen a sophomore like this.
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Gang rape at a college fraternity. There was an alleged incident involving another college frat that made national headlines a decade ago. Instead of an assault, @RollingStone magazine published a completely fabricated story. And it later paid millions of $$ to the many people it defamed. markhyman.substack.com/p/gan…
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Michigan’s ATS record before, during, and after Stalions. #GoBlue 〽️
Final | Minnesota 20, Michigan 14
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Time to bring convicted fugitive terrorists William Morales and Victor Gerena back from Cuba to American justice. They and their Marxist FALN terrorist comrades murdered our father Frank Connor and other innocent Americans. Here are Sec Rubio's words. state.gov/remembering-the-fr…
Any military action in Cuba would be a SWIFT victory and immediately turn into a humanitarian operation. Cubans suffer from lack of electricity, water, food, and healthcare due to the socialist regime. The U.S. military is well positioned to stabilize the island.
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Ok, we now have the actual text of the Greenland deal (whitehouse.gov/briefings-sta…), so we can say how it compares to the existing 1951 arrangement and who, between Trump and Denmark, lied the most in their framing of it. Long story short - which may surprise some - the Danes lied the most: Trump is pretty much correct in saying that this new deal grants the US control of Greenland. Let's look into what changed compared to the 1951 deal. 1) This is now a permanent arrangement: whereas the existing 1951 deal only lasted as long as NATO existed, this one "does not have an end date and may only be amended by mutual consent." It even survives a hypothetical future independence of Greenland: in that event, Denmark and Greenland must ensure that the independent Greenlandic state "affirmatively assume[s] all of the rights and obligations of the Kingdom of Denmark specified in this Agreement." 2) In the 1951 agreement, the US could set up bases only where both governments agreed, and only on the basis of NATO planning. The new deal locks in three bases: the US can "modernize and expand its activities" at Pituffik, its only base in Greenland until now, and "shall be allowed to establish an additional Defense Area at Narsarsuaq and Mestersvig." Further bases beyond these 3 can be justified by the defense of "the American continent," a US interest rather than a NATO one. Also, quite subtle but this is interesting: Article IV(iii) says that "the United States may establish additional defense areas in Greenland" and that consultations are then held "to decide implementation details based on mutual agreement." What this means is that the principle of a new base is automatically granted and only the implementation details require agreement. Article VII also gives the US "the right to raise concerns regarding construction, or change of use" of any building near a US base, after which the parties decide together what to do. Which means that the US has a say over civilian planning around its bases. 3) On US military movement across Greenland, the wording change between the 1951 agreement and this new one is quite funny. The 1951 text said (Art. V(3)): the US "may enjoy... the right of free access to and movement between the defense areas through Greenland, including territorial waters, by land, air and sea," but only "in accordance with general rules mutually agreed upon and issued by the appropriate Danish authority in Greenland." The new one says: "the United States of America shall enjoy... the right of free access to and movement between the Defense Areas through Greenland, including the Territorial Waters, by land, air and sea." That's it: "May" becomes "shall," and the US military movement no longer has to follow rules "issued by the appropriate Danish authority in Greenland." The US also gets something new on top: "undersea access to and movement within the Territorial Waters," i.e. submarines. 4) Non-NATO exclusion: non-NATO states are barred from military installations or a persistent presence in Greenland unless all three parties approve, giving the US an effective permanent veto. The 1951 deal had no equivalent clause. 5) Investment screening: this is entirely new. "States or investors from a state that is not a member of NATO, a NATO partner, or an EU member state" (i.e. Russia, China, India, the Gulf States, etc.), "shall not be allowed to have (i) control, (ii) significant influence, or (iii) access to non-public information...within Particularly Sensitive Sectors or Activities in the territory of Greenland (including the Territorial Waters), unless agreed between the Parties." Again, it basically means that the US has a permanent veto over who can invest in strategic sectors in Greenland, as far as non-NATO or EU states are concerned. 6) Lastly, in stark contrast with the 1951 deal, the framing of the deal changes significantly: this new deal is largely framed around the US. The 1951 agreement existed only "for the benefit of the North Atlantic Treaty Organization." The new one lists the defense of "the American continent" as an objective, celebrates "the irreplaceable role" of the United States military as well as "the United States' indispensable historical and ongoing contributions to the security and defense of Greenland," and names the establishment of Trump's "Golden Dome" missile defense system as a key goal. So, to sum up: - The US secured a permanent military foothold that even an independent Greenland would inherit whether it likes it or not - The US now has veto power over any non-NATO military presence in Greenland, and over who can invest in its strategic infrastructure and resources (beyond NATO and the EU) - Denmark signed away its say over the principle of new US bases, with only the right to discuss the "implementation details" - Danish authorities no longer set the rules for US military movement across the island - And all of it is now justified by the defense of "the American continent" I don't know in which universe this even remotely "recognizes the sovereignty and territorial integrity of the Kingdom and the Greenlandic people's right to self-determination," as Danish PM Mette Frederiksen put it (stm.dk/en/press/press-releas…). Yes, the preamble of the text cynically "reaffirms" Danish sovereignty but, in my book, when you let a foreign country put bases on your soil, move its troops without following your rules and veto who else can come in, in perpetuity, after it spent two years threatening to take you by force, the word for that is anything but "recognized sovereignty" 🤷
Looks like what happened was: Trump: "We're going to buy Greenland!" Denmark: "Absolutely not, Greenland is not for sale! But you can have it for free" (I'm aware that Denmark is saying they kept "sovereignty" over it, but not sure what that word means when another country has permanent veto power over who can invest on your territory and occupies the place militarily)
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This dude adopted a rescue hyena and named his Eddie. He videos jokes and Eddie howls with laughter.
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Landon Robinson with arguably the best pregame outfit The Navy alum suited up in Service Dress as he arrives for his first NFL game @WCPO #Bengals
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🚨 Your department chair is throwing away emails from concerned Americans and parents, you say? Is that soooooooo... Rémi Adam van Compernolle is the Interim Department Head of Languages, Cultures & Applied Linguistics, where professor Uju Anya teaches at Carnegie Mellon University. Anya is openly boasting that her department head, who would be Rémi Adam van Compernolle, throws complaints about her in the trash. That's a serious accusation. If those complaints raise legitimate conduct or policy issues about her, they belong in the appropriate university review process. This is a professor who, over the last 48 hours, has glorified laughing and dancing on the graves of dead white men, while wishing for white men to die, and lobbed threats of violence at those reporting her behavior. Since the Oct 7 attacks, Jewish students at Carnegie Mellon have repeatedly reported targeted harassment and had their complaints ignored. And now a professor boasts that her department head throws complaints in the trash? How widespread is this at Carnegie Mellon? Any administrator knowingly burying legitimate complaints or threats instead of addressing them should be held accountable. And if Professor Uju Anya is lying about this man, she should be fired immediately, which should have already happened. @CarnegieMellon @EDSecMcMahon
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