MJM

im crying my eyes out over here. thank you all. it means so much #RIPMark @sweetmelissy

Yes. im very sorry to tell everyone this way but i know he would want you all to know. he was very happy with his twitter friends RIP Mark

Okay, loving Legit.

Not very manly to say off to watch Vampire Diaries and Grey's Anatomy, so ummmmm I'm off to do some coke off of some tits.

That's all. The transition from shy to being myself was kinda interesting to me.

"@meechone That's how I will feel when Deitch stops following me. I drop a cunt and pussy reference from time to time to keep him happy.'

From July 31, 2010. "If I have any Broncos followers. You can follow my Bronco tweets @Abort15". Shame that I deleted that account.

ha "@Pink Congrats. I'll be in Philly. Drop me a note if you want to hang with a wheelchair dude in need of relationship advice. kick ass."

Oh man. I tweeted like I was a broadcaster with no followers and was rooting for the Red Sox still. Fucking ex-gf!

I never welcomed Rodrigo Lopez back. He was the starter for the first Pigs game I went to. Out pitched Chris Tillman that night.

I still can't believe that Joe Blanton hit a homerun in the 2008 World Series.

Tonight I plan on live tweeting my tweets.

Will this comedy with a disabled dude finally be the type of comedy that this guy with Muscular Dystrophy will like? bit.ly/V8AE3x

@yoitsmissbee The family found the wheelchair at least. Seems like some twits thought it would be funny. Future of America!

@kmart93 @lexuhbooz I had to find out too. haha. usat.ly/W5HKRS

Not sure which is more confusing. The fact that they have wheelchairs for dogs or that someone stole a dogs wheelchair. Jerks.

Rodenthal. LOL

A.J. Cole allowed 60 hits in 38 innings? Yikes! I'm thinking that's not just bad luck.

Unfortunately for me, Rahim Moore does exist.