Mark “the shark” Steelhammer

Ran into Kyle’s cousin in the library today

Whens the last time one of you fools had a sloppy joe? I could devour one of those suckers right now.

Out with the old, in with the new. These shoes will forever be better than on clouds and if you disagree you are a sheep.

“Yo pops put your arm our real quick so i can pour beer on your nice watch for a gay ass fucking picture” 😂😂😂

People from your hometown deadass be following walmart on instagram😂

Anyone else excited to see 10th year senior trinidad chambliss throw dimes to deuce alexander in the 72 team playoff in 2030?

Phenomenal day to be a business major. #coloringbookhomework

The cumberland McDonalds may have the least sense of urgency ever. The shark is hungry for a mcrib. #blackpeopletime

Vyvanse diet coke combo in the library.

Cooked my own eggs and bacon this morning and trimmed my sideburns with the same razor i shave my balls with. #primal

Just took a shit in the nursing building for the first time. Was in there for 10 minutes and not a single dude walked in. Absolutely delightful experience.

“Bro the republicans lost the senate, we are fucked”

Play some PANIC

One of those losses where you just gotta sit there for a while

Cocks cant even fill out their biggest game of the year😂

Casual monday lineup for my fat roomate.

Boys everyone watch this sendy narwhal!!😂😂😂

Boots on the ground in memphis. #WSMFP