Tweeting about things I find that are clever and creative.
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Finally decided on a Halloween costume. 🎃 i am going to rip the mustache off a pair of Groucho Glasses, buy some ridiculously large souvenir stand earrings, and go as Peggy Flanagan.
.@wilhelmcoldbrew
I purchased it. Never again. This is crap. I am embarrassed I fell for the 'limited number, hurry or you're going to miss out' grift. You should be ashamed.
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Shane Gillis does a great Donald Trump impression
He went from a possible Saturday Night Live cast member who was rejected to having been invited to host twice
The cast never knows what to make of it when he does his monologue.
After each appearance, the cast members who could not contain themselves and needed a little of the spotlight, gave interviews 'discussing' his performance
Gillis did not care
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Google's Eric Schmidt dated a woman 24 years younger than him.
They broke up.
She went on to marry Dario Amodei, the founder of Anthropic.
Then she got her ex into Anthropic's Series A.
His stake is now worth ~$20 billion.
Be nice to your exes.
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November 5, 1989
#Vikings #Rams
Jerry Burns has the greatest coaching rant and 🎤 drop in the history of sports.
What set Burns off was the treatment #Vikings OC Bob Schnelker was getting from fans and some media.
This clip has lots of 🤬
Minnesota won 23-21
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Britain approved a third runway at Heathrow in 2003.
Today they said it might open in 2039.
SpaceX was founded in 2002.
It's launched 700+ rockets since.
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🚨 BREAKING: Michele Tafoya just dropped her five point plan to tackle Somali gang violence in Minnesota.
“We will do more in 8 weeks than Peggy Flanagan has done in 8 years.”
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NYC needed ~$8 billion in state aid to balance its budget.
Mayor Mamdani just doubled grants for "individual artists" from $5,000 to $10,000.
Congratulations to every plumber in Buffalo.
You're now a patron of the arts.
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“If an experiment in private enterprise is unsuccessful, people lose money and they have to close it down. If an experiment in government is unsuccessful, it’s always expanded.”
— Milton Friedman
Finally, Minneapolis School District tries to get it together americanexperiment.org/final…
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Milton Friedman: “I am not a conservative. I’ve never been a conservative. Hayek was not a conservative.”
“We are liberals in the true meaning of that term: concerned with freedom. We are not liberals in the current distorted sense—those liberal with other people’s money.”
.@HolmesJosh fellow Minnesotan, of course you remember back when St Louis Park was referred to as 'St Jewish Park' and now has calls to prayer and a Mayor and City Council/School Board headset on turning it into Hamtramck MI, along with most of Ilhan Omar's district.
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Milton Friedman on 4 ways to spend money:
1) Your money on yourself (you’re careful about both cost and quality)
2) Your money on others (you care about cost, less about quality)
3) Someone else’s money on yourself (you care about quality, not cost)
4) Someone else’s money on others (you care about neither)
The last one is how government spending works 🚨
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Tom Brady: "In the end, this statue isn't just for Pats fans. It'll also give all the Jets fans something to throw their beers at as they leave the stadium every year. Probably in the second quarter." #NFL
