Everyday bloke with a random nature & a blackened sense of humour. Season ticket holder at Newcastle Red Bulls and shameless armchair fan of NUFC.
Wideopen, Newcastle upon Tyne
Joined May 2011
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People whinging about the team obviously haven't been watching at all. CBs have been SHITE. Willock mostly ok. Pardo obviously injured sonce he's not in the squad, and it's too soon to start Elanga, so murphy the only option Wait till the game actually kicks off ffs
#nufc
Driver in the 62 currently at longbenton heading into town is a right misery. Shouldn't be in public service. Face like a smacked arse amd an attitude to match. f he's had a bad day, it isn't other passengers fault.
@StagecoachNE
Not surprised this hypocritical cunt is saying something like this. @OllieHolt22 has more faces than a clock shop. #nufc
OLIVER HOLT: Strip Man City of ALL eight of their Premier League titles and relegate them for their defrauding of Man United and Liverpool's history. English football is broken irretrievably and will never be the same again trib.al/1ywdgWV
But one thing is certain about this #mcfc decision... it's going to cost #efc and #nffc a points deduction. That's how the corrupt #premierleague @premierleague works, right? Man u Arsenal, spurs, luverpool and chelsea will be given extra spending power, too.
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The prem is anti competition. This decision opens the way for the European super league again. Football is fucked #nufc
Bloke asking my mother (in her 70s) 'are you scared of panda's', just because she didn't donate is fucking outrageous, mind. Killingworth Morrisons today. I'd advise your charity muggers to be more careful.
@wwf_uk
We love you too, @asaintmaximin #nufc
🇫🇷 Allan Saint-Maximin à la BBC : « Newcastle United est mon club de rêve, je l’aime du fond du cœur. Je regarde chaque match. »
« Ils m’ont donné ce que personne ne m’a donné et je ne l’oublierai jamais. Je suis très loyal. J’ai eu de nombreuses opportunités de venir en Premier League, mais je ne l’ai pas fait à cause d’eux. » #NUFC
🖤🤍 @asaintmaximin
*Laughing. You spelled 'laughing' incorrectly. You're welcome. #nufc fans LAUGHING in the comments 👍
#nufc i like to think i've educated grok on the seedy world of sports journalism 😂
Many happy returns, Wiss. #nufc.
Happy 30th birthday to Newcastle United striker Yoane Wissa. 🇨🇩🎂
#NUFC #NUFCNews #NUFCFans #PremierLeague
Transfer news and inbreeding insults. A formula that will get this walloper far, i'm sure. 🤣🤣🤣 #nufc
Doesn't say 'last' signing of the summer 😉😂 #nufc. Welcome MFP
We are delighted to announce the signing of Matias Fernandez-Pardo for an undisclosed fee.
The 21-year-old Belgium international forward joins on a long-term contract and becomes the club's eight first team arrival of a transformative summer transfer window. 🙌🇧🇪
ALT Fernandez-Pardo in black and white.
#nufc the melt down for not selling Murphy is OTT, mind. There's a lot of possible reasons as to why. Home grown quota, cover for RB since we're short of senior players there, MJ might see him as having important exp amd guidance for the younguns? We don't know what goes on