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🚨 J.P. Morgan's Timeline on $BTC is really interesting. 2017: "It's a fraud." 2024: "It's a pet rock." 2026: "It will return 10% annually for the next decade and outperform every major stock and bond index." (After cutting their 20.9% raw forecast in half for 'volatility') First they mock it, then they sandbag the model, and it still comes out on top. $JPM

🚨 Following the AI crash in the US markets South Korea’s KOSPI index crashes more than 8%. This takes the total fall to 47% from the all time high. ‼️

🚨 HUGE: $TSLA crashes more than 8%.

🚨 US markets Booming following the Midterm sweep by The Democrats. $QQQ $SPY

🚨 Bad news for the Republicans: Democrats are going to control both the US House and the Senate.

🚨 6% Crash in Crude oil following news about possible US-Iran peace deal.

India plans to increase diesel exports in 2027 as it adds 15 million to 16.5 million tons of annual diesel-making capacity. India is already world's second-largest exporter of seaborne diesel trailing only behind the USA.

🚨“AI is one of the most consequential technologies in human history.” Says Anthropic on page 1 of S1 filing.

🚨 "It's struggling to open now." SNAP iPhone Duo Users report the hinge is so stiff that forcing it open causes a loud crack, instantly destroying the inner display with permanent dead pixel lines. Not a great start for Apple's foldable debut. $AAPL

🚨 "Pretty Weird," says Elon musk as Brazil's leftist leader Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva's wins a fourth term as president. Flávio Bolsonaro actually won the first round of voting on October 4, beating Lula by over 2.2 million votes (47% to 45%). Lula's sudden victory in the runoff was a significant comeback and surprised Musk. Flávio Bolsonaro says it is "impossible to concede" and called election results to be annulled.

JUST IN: 🚨 Israeli PM Netanyahu wants to copy Iran and bypass international sanctions using Crypto. Opposition calls it "Bibi coin."

JUST IN: Coinbase $COIN launches Crypto price prediction markets.

JUST IN: 🚨Big fall in Crypto markets $BTC falls more than 2%, $ETH falls more than 4% and $SOL falls 5%.

JUST IN: $BTC falls 2% below $80,000.

A lifetime of $BTC bashing!

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇨🇦US President Donald Trump issues an official Proclamation removing tariffs on Canadian plywood sheets, paper products, refrigeration equipment, and agricultural packing crates effective October 30, 2026, while adding replacement tariffs on Canadian valves, carpets, and industrial waste products.

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 U.S. Spot $BTC ETFs Break Inflow Streak with $635M Net Outflows, ends a three-day, $1.07 billion accumulation run.

JUST IN: Central Bank of Ireland Fines Coinbase European Unit €3.25 Million Over Safeguarding Controls. $COIN

In 2017 if instead ordering a $TSLA Roadster a person would have put that money in stock Then today that would be worth 4 Roadsters today assuming you could get one today which off course you can’t.

JUST IN: Elon Musk targets $5 million vehicles production annually by 2030. $TSLA