Mendy H

Maybe I'm #misinformed or just #confused, but does #anyone really understand #or know #when to use a hashtag? #hashtag #typing #iphone

I'm thinking of becoming a shadchan, so I'm practicing with pairing socks.

New phone, so I'm back on twitter!

Bochurim entering israel get stamped on their hands not their passports, cuz they're about to enter an amusement park.

I'm dressing up as Netanyahu for purim, and for misloach manos I'll be giving everyone some land

Killing two birds with one stone is safer than flipping one bird at two stoners

The iron dome mistakingly shot down santa...so no presents this year

Nittel is a time for people to reflect if it really affects their schedule in any way...

I always assume that when someone puts up a sign 'garage sale' they just probably forget the letter 'b'

Is it wrong for me to picture every chusid with a long white beard in a santa suit?

Where do all these pyramid schemers find me?

Money you should earn and calories you should burn, not the other way around #wordsofwisdom

Bloomberg wanted the marathon to train people to walk now that there is no gas

Well its official, Obama won and America lost

I think Its safe to say that most people waiting on line for gas, are online

Its Thursday night, with all the cholent being consumed everywhere, there shouldn't be a gas shortage

For all the insurance companies, the hurricane is hitting right about now

These 75mph winds are no match for my flashlight and bottle of water, bring it on!

They expecting hurricane sandy to be the worst disaster since Obama was elected 4 yrs ago

All these iphone, smartphone burning events, are nothing more than a smoke screen