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Tottenham Hotspur fan + content creator. Memes, banter and other nonsense | #COYS #THFC | 🤍 FOLLOW to Join the ride!

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Joined January 2026
Going for a poo and then realising the international break starts in 6 days
Working out then realising the international break starts in 6 days
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Dominic Solanke is the modern age Shakespeare… 🤣🤣
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"May the road rise up to meet you. May the wind be always at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face; The rains fall soft upon your fields, And until we meet again, May Tottenham keep collecting them sweet sweet three points" - an old proverb.. probably
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I went to the store to buy a Dracula costume for Halloween... The shop assistant brought out a Woolwich Wanderers shirt. I said, "You must have misheard me; I said I want to look like a Count."
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It's that time of the week again! Let's make it 3 wins in a row #thfc #coys
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Employing. Thomas. Frank. #thfc
tell a terrifying story in 3 words
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Wouldn't have it any other way. #thfc #coys
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That comment is brilliant 🤣🤣
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Let's all thank Soldado for being shit when he was at Tottenham. Without him, we might never have got Harry Kane. A big thank you to Soldado for being pants 👏 #thfc #coys
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A win at Palace this weekend and it'll have been one helluva week to be a Tottenham fan #thfc #coys
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Just got sent this on the group chat 😂#BallonDor #HarryKane
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I’m no lip reader but it looks to me like he’s saying “you’ll never be as good as Luca Williams-Barnett”. #thfc #coys
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Full-time at Highbury Stadium.
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You just got slapped by the mighty Fleetwood. #thfc #coys
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Seeing as Kane won, I felt it was time to pull this gem back out of the archive… 🤣 🤮
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Leaked Ballon d'Or 2026 winner 👀
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🚨In case you missed it 🫣🤣🤣🤣
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