I write stories. The stories of Martin.

Everywhere, Earth
Joined February 2009
David Krumholtz joining us in 2023
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Ah yes the classics, with ⁦@janemarielynch⁩ ⁦@MartinStarr⁩ ⁦@mradamscott⁩
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If you had done your job, America's governors wouldn't have been forced to fend for themselves to find tests in the middle of a pandemic, as we successfully did in Maryland. Stop golfing and concede.
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This guy has just won the internet.
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Martin Starr retweeted
Find out where you can watch @BobByington 's latest feature narrated by @Nick_Offerman! 👇#SXSW ow.ly/jKSV50xbvLl
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Martin Starr retweeted
Tomorrow night! Join us at @AvalonMKE for our FINAL screening of Frances Ferguson! Director @BobByington, star Kaley Wheless, and co-star/multi-MFF alum/fan favorite) @MartinStarr will be in attendance for conversation/Q&A sure to entertain! TIX: MKEFILM.ORG/FRANCES
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Martin Starr retweeted
How about this killer auction item from friend of #BigSlickKC, @MartinStarr? An XBox signed by the cast of Spider-Man: Far From Home - bid on this item and more at bidpal.net/bigslick! #BigSlick10 #SeriousFun 💙
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Seattle -- It feels as if Austin type movies play well there? Climate? @Nick_Offerman narrates... @SIFFnews
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Vote like a bunch of school children were shot and a bunch of other children were put into camps indefinitely bc they werent white and like a journalist was murdered and like you are being lied to daily by rich liars who harass / assault women & wont renounce white supremacy
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Listen to women like @MercedesLynz to give you an idea of the world as they experience it. xitter.cf/mercedeslynz/status/10…
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Birthday Message Loading... 💬 ... Happy 70th birthday, Emmy! ❤️, @martinstarr, @amandacrew and @siliconhbo! #HBDEmmy #Emmys #Emmys70
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This is how our rigged system works: 1) Republicans give huge tax breaks to their wealthy campaign contributors 2) Billionaires spend millions to elect Republicans 3) Republicans push cuts to Social Security, Medicare & Medicaid to make the rich richer and everyone else poorer
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.⁦@KingJames⁩ married his high school sweetheart. He has 3 children by 1 woman. He has more morality in his pinky toe than in 10 of you. LeBron builds schools for children, he doesn’t lock them in cages. Keep his name out of your mouth you lowlife gaslighting, racist scum.
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Giuliani insists Trump isn’t talking about paying in cash on secret Cohen tape because he’s "not an idiot" hill.cm/5OWzmv9
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It is incomprehensible to me that we have a president who gave massive tax breaks to billionaires but wants to cut the WIC nutrition program for low-income pregnant women and their babies.
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“The United States government kidnapped our children with tricks and didn't give us the opportunity to say goodbye." bit.ly/2NOTz0Z
"You have been watching perhaps one of the most disgraceful performances by an American president at a summit in front of a Russian leader certainly than I've ever seen." - Anderson Cooper on Trump-Putin summit
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Donald Trump’s press conference performance in Helsinki rises to & exceeds the threshold of “high crimes & misdemeanors.” It was nothing short of treasonous. Not only were Trump’s comments imbecilic, he is wholly in the pocket of Putin. Republican Patriots: Where are you???
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“In a modern, moral and wealthy society, no person in America should be too poor to live.” –@Ocasio2018
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