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I really like people who take their fitness and diet seriously. People who are consistent at the gym. Proud of y’all
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IF YOU’RE ALIVE THEN ACT ALIVE. I mean what the hell. fall in love with something. get carried away. give yourself a reason to be absolutely exhausted by the end of the day and still wish you had a few more hours. this is your life. get your hands dirty
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There’s no coming back from certain things and I don’t think people realise just how deeply some experiences can change you. Some moments alter the way you see someone, the way you trust and even the way you carry yourself. No amount of apologies can undo what happened or restore the version of me that existed before it. You can regret what you did, you can wish things had gone differently, but saying sorry doesn’t erase the damage. Sometimes forgiveness is possible, but things will never be the same again. And that’s something you have to learn to accept.
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going to collect the emails of all my friends, build a newsletter and send them a very transparent email at the start of every month about the current state of my life, until i eventually off myself
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Any partner that refuses to see her income as family income and share the bills with you, hates you. If you're abroad, she wants you dead.
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Dear Nigerians
You single handedly tripled my LinkedIn following
So I do appreciate you guys
But if I may
Employers will find it a little bit suspicious that you worked with us as a quantitative analyst for 3y
But then worked as a chef at “Chicken Republic” for 11 months
Apparently it’s a fast food in Lagos
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Dear Nigerians
You single handedly tripled my LinkedIn following
So I do appreciate you guys
But if I may
Employers will find it a little bit suspicious that you worked with us as a quantitative analyst for 3y
But then worked as a chef at “Chicken Republic” for 11 months
Apparently it’s a fast food in Lagos
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Many people are married to their worst enemies but claim they married their best friend. Your actual best friend would not watch you kill yourself to pay bills when they can join their income with yours to sort bills.
Being best friend is not about gossip and wearing matching outfit. When it comes to responsibility, would they give all of themselves for the relationship?
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This 50/50 discourse is hilarious because men are finally realising that women don’t necessarily want them badly enough to take on the stress and responsibilities that come with relationships.
If I can pay my bills and afford my lifestyle alone, why would I add the emotional labour of nurturing, catering to, managing and accommodating another adult, only to still split bills?
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I authorize all of you to say that you worked for Beni industries, aka Galvani Capital LLC, at any point from 2019-2025 when I dissolved it
Say that you were either an intern or a quantitative analyst
In the off chance they actually reach out to me, trust me to tell them all about how exceptional you were and how lucky they’d be to have you
