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Dlamini , Jama kasiJadu Fakade 🤍 @ChelseaFC 💙

Cape Town, South Africa
Joined April 2012
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Andrey Santos 😭😭😭
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Nah man just formally become a group/duo at this point. The chemistry is too apparent
CORDAE x ANDERSON PAAK 58TH FLOOR COLORS PERFORMANCE OUT NOW 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
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Three points! 🤩
🤝 Paid partnership
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This is either going to be the best day ever or the worst. 😭
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CATA Langa’s registration has been suspended for six month over unlawful operations in the Epping area. The suspension follows weeks of deadly taxi violence triggered by a dispute between CATA and CODETA over the Delft, Langa and Epping route #Taxiviolence
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Betway Premiership: Orlando Pirates vs. Kaizer Chiefs Starting 11: Petersen ©, Frosler, Miguel ©, Moloisane, Mako, Maboe, Mthethwa, Shabalala, Mmodi, Vilakazi, Duba Subs: Bvuma, Kwinika, Dortley, Nkgwesa, Mabaso, Da Silva, Chislett, Velebayi, Abrahams Head Coach: Fernando Da Cruz #TheKingdomIsRising #Amakhosi4Life #TheKingdomRises #LoveAndPeace #BetwayPrem #SowetoDerby – at Westonaria, South Africa
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Comment #VodacomGiganathi + RT if you're watching and you could score a @KaizerChiefs jersey, courtesy of @Vodacom. #LetsDoSummer Competition closes 31 Oct '26 | Ts & Cs Apply
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Cape Town is full of Nigerians selling drugs,openly on the streets, in the CBD, in clubs and in the townships, day and night, while nothing is being done about it.
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I can never run out of please, thank you, sorry, and you’re welcome.
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[WATCH] Staffing shortages at the @capetownint linked to ongoing taxi-related unrest, have left the airport’s security screening operations under strain, as some employees have been unable to report for duty @NtuthuzeloNene
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Lt Gen Mkhwanazi makes it crystal clear: he will NOT apply for the Hawks (DPCI) top post. He’s a frontline man at heart, built for direct combat against crime, not desk duty. Listen to him yourself
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Replying to @Masala_Sim
Thank you for connecting 🤍💫
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I’d pay any price to be free from my thoughts
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DIOS ALBUM AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE 🛸🤍 10 chapters. One story. Forever ka lerato. Share with loved ones. Danko 🤍📖 linktr.ee/espaciodios
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Stop buying from Somalians, Pakistani or Bangladesh shops! Let's spread the word...
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Nvcho’s verse on Bo Thata .
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SIX FOR 6️⃣ When @ProteasMenCSA hits a SIX, we’re giving away a SIX in return.​ ​ RT the big hits using #DlalaCastle and you could catch i6 of Mzansi’s National Beer. 🏏 #FanTheFire
i6 on the field, i6 in your DMs.​ iSimple lendaba, every time @ProteasMenCSA get a 6, you could win a 6 in the DMs. 🍻​ #DlalaCastle #FanTheFire
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[BREAKING] Acting Police Minister Firoz Cachalia has initiated the process to appoint KwaZulu-Natal Police Commissioner Nhlanhla Mkhwanazi as the national head of the Directorate for Priority Crime Investigation (DPCI), commonly known as the Hawks. enca.com/news-top-stories/nh…
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Kwanto eyi taxi iyagoduka ngoku. Ngathi ngenicela kwa early umntu abambe uN2
Commuters who use Codeta taxis to travel from Bellville, make alternative travel arrangements. All Codeta taxis have been instructed to leave the rank immediately and have started
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