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The message of The Screwtape Letters is that you are morally obligated to sin so the demon assigned to tempt you won't get in trouble.
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Cutting a cake by teleporting a slice one nanometer to the left. Cutting a cake by teleporting a slice one nanosecond into the future.
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Most Buddhas no longer use roads for transport. Particularly paranoid ones tunnel under them when they need to cross.
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"I want to be a better version of me, not an inferior version of you."
"An inferior version of me would *be* a better version of you."
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"That may be true, but at the end of the day, I'm leading this army and you're not." A fully general counterargument.
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The time is almost at hand for Weird Sun Twitter to get its own long-awaited writeup in the New York Times.
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no idea if this is true it just sounds like the kind of bullshit that starts interesting conversations
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There aren't enough hours in a day. There are too many minutes in an hour. Seconds are also bad.
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Luck exists, and dominates reality. If this were ever proven, it would make lucky people unhappy, so their combined luck ensures it isn't.
