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โ€œA republic, if you can keep it!โ€

Seattle, WA
Joined February 2021
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Replying to @premierleague
@premierleague are you paying attention? Sham City must be sanctioned quickly or the entire league is a laughing stock.
What I witnessed yesterday made me seriously consider walking away from the club and the game I have loved for most of my life. Many, many supporters across the country will feel exactly the same as this farce continues. The @premierleague stands on the precipice. It must stop pretending this is just another day at the office and take urgent action now before it loses all credibility and the game we love is damaged beyond any hope of repair.
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Hey there @LFC are you lot going to show your displeasure at Sham City this weekend?
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Replying to @JonahDispatch
@JonahDispatch next you are going to argue that Alito is a conservative rather than an insane right wing conspiratorial moron in a robe.
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Replying to @mrddmia
@mrddmia Iโ€™ve never seen such a racist cunt in my life. Iโ€™d bet you any money that Mike Davis actually wishes black chicks would shit straight into his mouth shit eating cunt that he is.
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Replying to @antmccrossan
@antmccrossan prediction for the final climb? Demi to blow away the field again or Demi to just cover her challengers?
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Replying to @antmccrossan
@antmccrossan is it my imagination, or do the teams all seem similarly strong - ie there is parity in the race?
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You are exactly where you belong
Day 12 in SHU (special housing unit) This is punitive housing for people who murder their cellmates. No commissary, no phone calls, no yard time. The worst possible conditions the US gov provides to terrorists and psychopaths. I am an innocent until proven guilty extradition detainee. Iโ€™m wanted by a foreign state. I am an American citizen. WHY AM I HERE?
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Glad you are learning how to be humble
In the pitch black of last night, somewhere around 3 or 4am (I donโ€™t have a clock) a prisoner called out through his steel cell door. P1: Anyone wanna talk? * Pause * Anyone wanna talk? After 30 or so seconds, another prisoner replied. P2: Yo Yo P1: Hey man what you in for? P2: Donโ€™t ask me what Iโ€™m in for you broke ass nigga. P1: I asked if you wanna talk nigga. Why canโ€™t I ask youโ€ฆ P2: WE BOTH IN JAIL NIGGA SHUT UP! P1: Pussy nigga Iโ€™ll kill you! The next 15 mins was both of them screaming death threats at each other at the top of their voices. Eventually, a demonic roar erupted from another cell. A deep and raspy scream coupled with furious bangs on his cell door. Boom Boom Boom. And a death metal shriek. The two original prisoners argued for another minute or so, until eventually subsiding to the banging and roaring. I thought this โ€œdemonโ€ just wanted them to stop fighting. But I think they simply woke him up. He continued to roar and bang for hours. Until the sun rose. I was unable to sleep and it was too dark to read, so I counted the bricks on the wall.
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Love it
Locked away as a political prisoner for a foreign state, in an American jail, my heart breaks. I thought this was America, where no man is left behind.
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Thus is great ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿผ
Of the 7 days I have been in Special Housing Unit I have been allowed my daily 1 hour exercise only twice. For 5 of the days I remain in my cell for 24 hours, ignored fully, never even seeing a guard. Isnโ€™t this illegal? Isnโ€™t my one hour of yard enforced by law? Where are my rights?
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Are you though How did you get this tweet out?
I am being held in SHU, the highest level of security which exists. No commissary. No visits. No contact with the outside world. My neighbor is a cannibal who screams throughout the night.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Posting on social media is contact with the outside world. dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/engโ€ฆ
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