I'm dead inside but my body keeps moving. Critical of the State of Alabama; it's awful. Videographer, artist, and programmer. Unemployable cripple and monster.
Birmingham, AL
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Alright, drawing a line in the sand on the obnoxious dancing and head-shaking AI cow video. Too obnoxious to let it slide.
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last few days to get my weevil sticker sheet! :D
ALT Sticker sheet mockup featuring several low poly weevil designs, including: a weevil who "has never heard of Excel," a weevil doodle, a weevil in an acorn with text that reads, "your email will never find me," a road work sign that reads "Weevil Work Ahead," a weevil wearing a tie, and a weevil staring at a PC.
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WE FOUND IT !!!! THE ARTIST IS PROXIMA64 !!!1!! HAHA FINALLYYYY
I feel like there's a meme format here but it may take too much effort to make it work for it to ever stick. That said, I now have "crow brain vs rhesus brain.png" on my HDD because this is useful information for me.
Carrion crows make decisions faster than monkeys and humans.
Learn more in a new #SciencePerspective: scim.ag/4zmOF1i
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Carrion crows make decisions faster than monkeys and humans.
Learn more in a new #SciencePerspective: scim.ag/4zmOF1i
In as much as I wish to believe it would even be that close, a jar of virulent mold running under a GOP ticket will win in Alabama as long as you put a collar and tie around its circumference and put it on TV.
I feel as though I should have evangelized Bruiseland harder during Next Fest so I'm picking up the slack now and laser-targeting some recommendations to a few people I'm certainly will be all in on Brush Burial once they play it.
I have concluded that I have a considerable zest for Xiao Hong Shu video tulpas. Within the brainrot genre I firmly believe they represent a particularly enlightened strain of nonsensical idiocy, and I love them.
I don't think anyone attends those schools because they care about getting a top-tier education. All the money goes into the goddamn football programs anyway. That's where the university makes all its big bucks so the educational aspect is an afterthought at best.
And as far as money goes, Tuberville proves the rule: being a useful idiot is among the most profitable professions in US white collar crime today. If you're rich, a bit stupid, and willing to say whatever your handler tells you then you can hit the biggest jackpot imaginable.
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this is 100 percent real. like, i'm not even kidding. just the product of simple mental flexibility exercises. don't believe me? well, just this once, i'll share my little secret with you at no cost. now, listen closely:
1. fill a small shot glass with vinegar. pour into a 16 ounce cup— this will serve as a mixing bowl.
2. mix with a dash of cinnamon, a teaspoon of vanilla extract, three drops of green food dye.
3. fill the same small shot glass with fish sauce. pour into mixing bowl.
4. stir aggressively. your hand should begin to cramp. by this point, your mixture should be thoroughly emulsified.
5. fill mixing bowl with your favorite discontinued mountain dew flavor, as desired.
6. clasp your hands firmly together, and chant the creative thinker's credo: "i need a gf. i need a gf. i need a gf." perform this five times.
7. quaff the mixing bowl to completion.
perform this task once daily, for four weeks. after each event, for 15 minutes, sit on your bed and think about times in the past when you were frustrated— for added potency, visualize these memories in the form of a ken burns documentary— approximately 10 to 15 seconds per memory, with a slow zoom-pan.
once your mind begins to tingle, and your veins begin to pop, give it a go! you will be quite thoroughly astounded by your newfound mental powers! just remember: with great power comes great... nah, i'm just messing with you. go nuts! you've earned it, friend.
(from ig @ dayfotto)