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This is currently a Dolly Parton memorial account.

Asheville, NC
Joined October 2010
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Not liking me is ablelist if you do not like me you are literally practicing eugenics
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Once a generation there comes a "Happy Sad" song that's upbeat af with surprisingly depressing lyrics
I'm trying to figure out why a song about a widow speaking to her dead husband became the meme song for millennial optimism
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So all those people we just elected don't actually start until January so maybe hold off on the "they're already failing us" posts
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Just call everything the Trump is Awesome Bill and he'll sign it
People keep saying that we can't pass anything because of the veto but I urge Democrats to remember that this President often agrees with whoever was the last person in the room and whoever complimented his decor
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There’s an easy cure for this and it’s called medieval peasant-maxxing. You need to be building fires and playing festive carols. You need to be taking long walks, learning crafts and listening to stories read aloud. You need to be loading up on cheese and breads and pies.
It cannot be overstated how much your quality of life decreases when it gets dark at 5pm instead of 7pm
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Should not have told Amelia Bedelia she could hit the bong. That was my bad.
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Adhd is such a fucking insane thing, what do you mean I wanted to jerk off but got distracted and played sudoku for half an hour
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I love when you read an old book and its like a narrator who finds a manuscript by a guy who’s being told the story by another guy who was only tangentially involved in the plot of the actual novel
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a dog just shot and killed kristi noem
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deb haaland what’s your plan to release winds of winter
Democratic candidate Deb Haaland, who was endorsed by George R.R. Martin, has now won the New Mexico gubernatorial election to become the nation's first female Native American governor
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Not usually a fan of cutesy modernized stagings but sometimes you find one that just keeps getting better 😂
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BOTH CAROLINAS COME ON AND RAISE UP TAKE YA SHIRT OFF TWIST IT ROUND YA HEAD SPIN IT LIKE A HELICOPTER
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baby that’s a BLUE Ridge
honestly nothing fills me with more hope and light tonight than blappalachia
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The reason I can't quit Twitter is bc of days like this.
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i’m libbing la vida loca
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my god…….im HOPEscrolling
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Halalmark
they're developing hallmark ramadan movies
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Charlotte said get out you lying ass biiiiiiitchhhhhhh
Oh, I forgot until now: Tricia Cotham, the North Carolina lawmaker who notoriously flipped parties and joined the GOP to give them the votes to ban abortion in North Carolina, has been defeated by a Dem challenger.
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first black woman” “first latina” “first openly gay man” “first latino” “first black man” “first muslim” “first native american” “first trans woman” “first Palestinian” WELCOME BACK UNITED STATES OF WOKE
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The South is not a "lost cause". It's underorganized, underfunded, and relentlessly suppressed & gerrymandered. And despite it all, Black Southern voters have shown up anyway to be the conscience of this country throughout our history. I hope people realize that.
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We flipped Western NC???? Oh the people are SICK of Republicans stealing our money all the propaganda in the world can't help them now
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