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Texas Born, Texas Bred, Texas Toast Kinda dumb, Always funny, Tastes Great-Less Filling Just wanting to have fun here and make friends Former Gen X page

USA!
Joined November 2016
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I'm off to bed folks goodnight from Texas I'll see ya'll in the mornin!
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If you had to guess just based on my profile picture and my posts, what would you guess my profession was?
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I'm so tired I'm definitely ready for bed but the @dallasmavs vs Utah Jazz game is too good to stop watching!
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Master Monk retweeted
X GOALS! Now just 198 from 5,000!!!!
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Lets help @TeslaBTYLUV44 Get those last few followers!
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They do happen!
My miracle happened today 🙏
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Shout out to "The Drunk Idiot" for sending me 5 Xbucks! Ya'll give him some love and a follow! I'll be giving this away tomorrow to some lucky followers! @TheRealGameGod
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Tonight I will release my secret recipe for Southern Meatloaf. Pics will be included (I'm making it for dinner) stay tuned!!
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It's released! See posts above for the recipe!
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My homemade southern meatloaf! As promised my Family recipe is in the comments!
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2 1/2 pounds of hamburger meat 1 piece of bread toasted 4 pieces of bacon Half an onion diced 1 egg Ketchup Bbq sauce Pepper Salt First sauté the diced onions in butter until Caramelized. Toast the bread then break into small chunks In a mixing bowl add hamburger meat, one raw egg, onions, and toast pieces. Add pepper and salt to your liking, Mix together Form into football shaped patties about an inch and a half think. should make 2 patties with this recipe. Place Ketchup directly onto the top of the patties then wrap the entire top and side of the patty in bacon. Place both patties into a deep Baking pan (veey important it has high sides due to the ammount of grease, I use a brownies pan) without the patties touching the sides or eachother. Preheat the oven to 350 then Place the pan into the center of the oven uncovered for 40 minutes. After 40 minutes remove the pan and drain the grease, then cover the bacon in BBQ sauce. Set oven temp to 475 then Place back into the oven for 10-15 more minutes (keep an eye on it) giving the BBQ sauce time to caramelize onto the bacon.
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When someone not from Texas asks me to "Show me a picture of something a southern boy like you loves" I send this... if you know you know
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Master Monk retweeted
I don’t know many people to do a Thanksgiving fund for, but I do know this one older lady who lives in New Jersey that personally told me that she can’t do anything for Thanksgiving. She’s too young for SSI (61) & works too much for food stamps. She has a lot of health problems and works through them anyway. Do you think we can raise some money for her? I don’t think it would have to be much maybe $30-$50? What do y’all think? She’s the kind of person who will struggle and never ask for help so it would be a total surprise.
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Master Monk retweeted
Sad pale blue eyes
The Chinese Mountain Cat is an extremely rare species found exclusively in the mountainous regions of China.
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If you comment on any of my posts spewing hate and obscenities you get insta blocked. I'm always up for a good debate and open to discussing anything but seriously lets exercise some level of maturity and common sense in our communication.
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Master Monk retweeted
Exactly 😂 Tesla has no government contracts and President Trump ended federal incentives for electric vehicles. SpaceX contracts with the government are BOTH the best product AND the lowest price! Moreover government revenue will be less than 10% of SpaceX revenue this quarter and less then 5% a year from now. Happy to cancel any that the government doesn’t want. Just say the word!
Elon please send this January 1: Dear Senate & House Democrats, Many of you criticize my companies receiving federal contracts. I hereby offer to cancel. Please publish a list of each contract to cancel with any required agency consent, and we will cancel promptly. Sincerely, Elon Musk
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Contest starts Now 🚨🚨🚨 Ends when we hit three hundred. 🏁Book contest. One hundred dollars to each of two winners. 🪙My friend Stewart Whitaker wrote Gold's Evolution — ancient coins to digital markets. He has no social media and no marketing budget, so I'm stepping in. 🙌 Goal: three hundred likes, three hundred shares To enter: like, share, tag two friends, leave a message in the post and open the Amazon link to actually look at the book. 👇Kindle's $4.99 if you want it but not required to win. Buy it and win? No returns. 📚 And if a winner bought the Kindle, there's a special gift on top. 💸 Link's below. If you bought the book you have to show proof . Let's see how fast we can make it happen 💪 amazon.com/Golds-Evolution-A…
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Let me start off by saying, this is not my opinion but a look into what might have happened this election though the words of my children living in DFW Tx. I see alot people saying the election was rigged. My kids are both in their middle 20s and live in DFW TX. I asked them what they thought before the election and this is what they said.. Everyone their age (their friends) had banned together and decided they were going to vote blue. They said that Trump did not follow through on any of his campaign promises, they didn't want a war, and the fact that most of them are now working two jobs just to get by was a major factor in thier decision but the final nail in the coffin, was Marijuana legalization. Most of them were pissed about what they felt like was a war against Marijuana that kicked off this summer in Texas and want a representative that will listen to them. Again this is from the mouth of my children but does anyone else agree or disagree that this might have been what happened or do you feel like fraud is involved?
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