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A man reportedly hired his neighbor to help his wife get pregnant after a doctor said he was infertile. The neighbor agreed to try three times a week for six months but after 72 sessions and no success, the wife still wasnโt pregnant.
When the man later found out the neighbor was also sterile, he decided to sue him for โfailing to deliver results.โ The neighborโs defense? He said he never promised success, only effort.
Kiloud ๐จ๐ retweeted
Kumbe ukiorder mushrooms kwa restaurants unafaa kuenda kuzikulia kwa washrooms
Kiloud ๐จ๐ retweeted
I used to have a girl who used to call me "We Mzee" instead of babe, that chic was a vibe but I fumbled ๐ญ๐ญ๐๐
Kum@nina zanguu, mbwa Mimi...
Kiloud ๐จ๐ retweeted
Matako kubwa hukaa tu fiti kwa dem ikiwa ndani ya nguo...akitoa nguo zingine hukuwa na tushimoshimo kama ngozi ya ndimu.
Kiloud ๐จ๐ retweeted
Ruto ametax mshahara ya employed ady skuizi wanatuulizia sisi unemployed penye tunatoa pesa
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How do couples that stays together and doing it raw avoid pregnancy? I'm curious ๐
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Ruto sent jalas to take challenge Sifunaโs senatorial seat then not knowing Sifuna would go for the top seat instead ๐๐๐ช๐ฟ
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Wepesi washakafunga sahizi wameingia locals watudistract sisi broke boys unaskia tu "order kila kitu unataka ntalipa" tukiwauliza siri ni gani wanasema ni God na Foreman.
