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Honestly I can’t wait for the Shadow Championship arc! Gonna have to defeat all 7 Shadow champions to purify the belts! (JBL was the pick for the Undisputed title cause someone had to be Haze Shenron)
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atp, gal gadot and henry cavill are threatening that they'll return to acting
Proud to celebrate my good friend and partner Ynon tonight as he received a well-deserved honor from the @SimonWiesenthal Center. Congratulations!
And thank you to everyone at the SWC for the incredibly important work you do.
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I’m glad it took like 2 days before it became really obvious Skydance did not sack Gunn for “financial” or “creative” reasons lol
Gal Gadot Says Skydance Co-CEO Ynon Kreiz 'Gives Me Hope' Against Antisemitism: 'I’m Frightened by How Quickly Hatred of Jews Is Spreading' variety.com/2026/film/news/g…
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israel bombed a palestinian hospital yesterday murdering a beloved surgeon, a 13 year old, and four other people, but i’m glad the new israeli multimillionaire film executive makes israeli multimillionaire actress gal gadot feel safe ❤️
Gal Gadot Says Skydance Co-CEO Ynon Kreiz 'Gives Me Hope' Against Antisemitism: 'I’m Frightened by How Quickly Hatred of Jews Is Spreading' variety.com/2026/film/news/g…
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"James, Te juro que yo no tenia ni idea de que esto pasaría cuando la castee en 2013"
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If you genuinely believe James Gunn’s firing wasn’t politically motivated, you’re delusional and an NPC
Gal Gadot says Skydance co-CEO Ynon Kreiz "gives me hope" against antisemitism.
“I’m frightened by how quickly hatred of Jews is spreading — and how openly it is expressed and accepted. Since the Oct. 7 massacre and the war that followed, I have found myself asking how far this can go. If people get used to hearing and seeing hatred and looking the other way, then where does it end?" Gadot said while honoring Kreiz at the Simon Wiesenthal Center’s Humanitarian Award Dinner.
"What gives me hope is that people like Ynon aren’t wavering. He’s doing what he’s always done. He’s standing firm. He feels what our what our community is going through. He’s sticking up against antisemitism. He’s bringing his intense conviction and heart to this fight. He’s leading. That leadership is like a beacon of light and in a dark hour nothing matters more than a ray of light to give all of us courage.”
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the lost art of a bad bitch managing a tag team comprised of two dudes ugly as sin
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Genuinely one of the most powerful "Eh ?" ever uttered, you can imagine the expression even without the face being visible
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Can’t believe she went for the guy who was a teen heart throb when she was a teen.
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Sean O’Malley mocks Usman Nurmagomedov and his entourage for jumping Merab
“Did they just get done praying? Or do they pray directly after? It’s 5 times a day, so it’s gotta fit in and this was kind of a long brawl.”
via @SugaSeanMMA
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MY DAUGHTER ESCAPED FROM HER CARRIER MID CAR RIDE MAAM THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR !!!
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For once I agree with Portnoy.
There is more to life than money, and there's something to be said about her being there when he had nothing.
Dave Portnoy sold Barstool for $551 million. His ex-wife still has full access to his bank account
Shannon Sharpe: what if she spends $500,000 on a wedding to another man?
Portnoy: "100%"
Then Shannon tells him to cut her off. His answer is in the video below
Her name is Renee. They married in 2009. He says they once lived at her parents' house
They split in 2017. That is right when the money started coming in
2016: The Chernin Group buys 51%. The whole company is valued at $10 to $15 million
2020: Penn buys 36% for $163 million
2023: Penn buys the rest. Total price: $551 million
Six months later Portnoy buys it all back for $1
He is reportedly worth around $150 million. He says Renee has access to all of it
Shannon can't believe it. Portnoy doesn't blink:
"I trust her implicitly"
"She was there when we couldn't afford a hamburger"
"We kind of separated when we started making it. So she doesn't get to enjoy any of that. To me, that's not right"
"I won't even notice if it's gone"
Here is the part most people miss. Per People, they never finished the divorce. On paper, she is still his wife
He also says she could have emptied the account years ago. She never did
Do the math. A $500,000 wedding is a third of one percent of $150 million. For someone with $30,000 in savings, that is $100
The case for: she stood by him when he was broke, and he refuses to pretend that never happened
The case against: you do not hand a blank check to someone you are no longer with, no matter how good the history is
Is Portnoy the most loyal man in America, or is this a mistake waiting to happen?
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Brett Favre is such a piece of shit
Fernando Mendoza on Kirk Cousins:
"I really, truly, from the bottom of my heart wanted to thank Kirk and the entire Cousins family, whether it was Julie, Cooper, or Turner. They've as a family, done so much for me. They've essentially taken me in to their household when they were here, and they welcomed me with open arms. It would have been really easy for Kirk, being a veteran quarterback and already proved everything, to be a little bit more dismissive. But he had me with open arms and has taught me so many things, whether it was film study, how to operate as a starting quarterback, all the different multifaceted approaches that have made him so successful throughout his career. He has shared with no restrictions and no constraints. I really appreciate him and it was heartfelt to see him (go), as he was a great mentor."
