Proud husband, father, veteran, and Floridian! Teller of dad jokes.
Florida, USA
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I have so many questions.
A HIS AND HERS TOILET?!
Listen, I love my husband, but there are some things in marriage that do NOT require quality time together.
Imagine trying to have a serious conversation and making eye contact while you’re both doing your business. I CAN’T.
Some couples share everything. Apparently, some share the bathroom experience, too.
I need to know…is this romantic, practical or grounds for divorce? 😂🚽
Back in 2008, the avg new home purchased had $150k non exempt. Today, with the proposed increase, new homes would see $190k non exempt. In other words, the raise should be even higher.
It’s not our fault the govt has become methed out strippers spending our tax dollars.
Vote yes on 3
This is proof that female fights should never…and I mean ever…headline a UFC event. What a snooze fest
This somehow sets back women’s sports to the left - but also, allowing men to play women’s sports is uplifting. I truly can’t follow leftist logic…
If this ad offends you - don’t worry - you weren’t the key demographic they were targeting. The people who bet on sports are largely dudes. This may be a shocker - but most dudes enjoy ads like this.
Masirah Air Base Oman. We just finished post flighting our bird following a patrol flight in the Gulf of Oman. Got back to my room and watched everything unfold on TV…never forget!