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Joined April 2020
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We are at 10milliom views.
Replying to @luhyaheat
7 years from the day, 7 million views amassed and it still hits people now as it did when it came out. Whenever I sing it live I don't own it! The crowd takes over and sing it word for word None of us saw it coming but we made one of the greatest songs of our times WE DID THAT!
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Unfortunately, you really have to tolerate a lot from women to be happily married. They are not easy people to live with.
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โ€œAsubuhi imefika nimeamka bila balaa Naeka mkeka chini napiga swalaa Naenda zangu bafu kisha mambo safi Navaa chini sneaker, juu navaa shati Kisha... ksh ksh... oh sinanga marashi Nakunywa kahawa nikiteremsha kaimati Naskia kuna mtu anabisha mlangoni Kuenda kufungua, ah katotoโ€ฆโ€
Story telling in songs is a lost art....
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Kwa relationships before you escalate anything I will have gone down. I don't love the idea of marriage but among the things my mom has taught me about relationships and I've also seen at home ni aty ukiwa dame somehow bwana akienda juu you have to go low. Usijibizane na mwanaume. Cool down, wewe nyamaza fanya vitu zako bora you ain't being disrespectful. Most of the times men de escalate akiona hujibizani. Now after that ,, of course he'll notice umenyamaza and a man who loves you will want to solve issues with you. Hapo ndio you lay out your issues as adults and at the end of it, make sure you capitalise on the apology.
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She was an orphan so we were sharing my parents, sponsor alitokea niliachwa kwa relationship na wazazi wangu
When we started dating, i told him i didn't have grandparents, and he told me we could share his๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅนjust got off the phone with grandma she's so sweet, hope i get to meet her someday ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Enda hapo YouTube search "stoic philosophy about break up" then ukue jioni unaingia zoezi either gym ama run.utakua fiti all the best
We recently broke up with my girlfriend manze. I'm still drowning in pain. Suggest me something I can do to overcome this pain mamae.
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Allan retweeted
Women are loyal to their feelings. How many times do we have to tell men to hold their resources and just fuck for free. If a woman wants you, you will fuck her even without giving her anything. I did not make the rules, nature did
I'm currently in a relationship where he loves and provides everything I needed but I don't really love him.
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my first boyfriend was exactly like this. bought me my first car even. til this day i have never been with anyone who matched his standards and that absolutely sucks. i wish i would have just stayed with him tbh , my life would definitely be different.
I've tasted being in a relationship with a boy that had everything. he is employed, has a car and he's rich rich. it was truly a change of pace for me having someone that provided for me. we went out on dates, he showed up for me. he spoiled me.
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Allan retweeted
Ukiwa na mtoto ni kama njia zako hufunguka tu, haujuangi pesa hutoka wapi, you always have Money..
Life is so fucking dynamic bro, You could be 27, still figuring out your finances, while your homie is raising a child. Like a fuking child, Itโ€™s fucked up. I have another homie who got married two weeks ago, and I donโ€™t even know what Iโ€™m having for dinner tonight.
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In this relationship she always had a bad day Niko excited about something naenda kumwambia anaanza vile siku yake imekuwa mbaya Kama si kuwa na other women ningekuwa depressed (hoes make life better)
Nimewahi kuwa kwa some toxic 5 year relationship that made me miss on some premium coochie in campus And i can boldly say I made a mistake Should have let campus be for fun
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Do women really hate being treated well, because you will try your best treat her like a queen , and she will do sth that will always leave you questioning , and she will still leave
Every man that genuinely loved a woman ended up regretting.
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Someone trying to be my interior CS na hapigi simu ikulu 3 days mfululizo. Please this job needs a technocrat with exceptional comms skills.
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When you treat a woman right,she doesn't think you are amazing ,she thinks she is.
I'm currently in a relationship where he loves and provides everything I needed but I don't really love him.
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Portugal estarรก sempre em mim
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Allan retweeted
Kumamae ๐Ÿคง
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First 48 in Nairobi Kenya ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช #TheAfricanDiaries
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We have really suffered as Kenyans under William Ruto:
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Replying to @Kenyans
We know you don't. But we are asking you to. Mtu haezi tumwa na boss akatae....ama you want a show cause letter?
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Replying to @Kenyans
Itโ€™s not up to you. You either become the deputy president ama tukunyonge.
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โ€œWe agreed we shall split house chores among ourselves. You remember?โ€ Lemon Ginger: OH YEAH!!!
My corporate babe ameniambia today is my turn to clean utensils
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