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Mateo Levin@MateoLevin7 Dec 2020

My political ideology in a nutshell

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Mateo Levin@MateoLevinNov 5

Some thoughts on the parsha shalshelet.substack.com/p/wh…

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@EliLebowiczOct 27

Daycare teacher: Why do you wear the strings sometimes but not all the time? Me: Uh….laziness. That mussar coming in hot at 8:30am

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David/Dovid Bashevkin

@DBashIdeasOct 23

it’s almost shabbos

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Hebrew Nonsense@hebrewnonsenseSep 24

Independent Minyan Announcements intro:

Cameron@emptyflashSep 24

*addressing the legume society* chickpeas and lentilmen,

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Mateo Levin@MateoLevinSep 23

Remember when impossible pork couldn’t get a hechsher?

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Vaad HaBadchanim

@VaadHaBadchanimSep 22

Yonah catching up with an old friend

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Hamavin Yavin@hamavinyavinAug 14

Jews with ADHD be like: “So if I remembered yaaleh v’yavo but disassociated through pretty much everything else in shmoneh esreh, do I have to repeat it?”

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Mateo Levin@MateoLevinAug 4

Just got my first “let’s check in after the chagim” message 😬

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Hamavin Yavin@hamavinyavinJun 14

Read a wild medrash this Shabbat. It claimed that when the miraglim came to spy out the land, the fruit was so big, a single olive was the size of a k’zayis!

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Mateo Levin@MateoLevinMay 19

Does he hold by triangle k

@FrumTikTokMay 17

Jew haters are going to the store and only buying Kosher food because: "Goyslop is poison." 🤦 **Language warning**

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Mateo Levin@MateoLevinMay 17

There’s a first time for everything! Today for the first time I was physically harassed at the kotel. One guy kicked me and tried to rip off my tallit. This is what people do to other Jews at the kotel on Rosh Chodesh, only because they support women 1/

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Mateo Levin@MateoLevinMay 17

Being allowed to pray out loud and with a Sefer Torah.

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Mateo Levin@MateoLevinMay 17

Take action against Avi Maoz’s law criminalizing non orthodox prayer with 7 years in prison. lp.landing-page.mobi/index.p…

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Mateo Levin@MateoLevinMay 6

Can someone explain to me why tf this makes any sense

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@EliLebowiczApr 30

Jews learning Gemara: This is what we trained for boys

Armchair Illinois

@ArmchairIlliniApr 29

There’s a cow on the loose at the Illinois campus

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Mateo Levin@MateoLevinApr 27

How come every other rabbi who has been on this podcast has been honored with their tittle but Rabbi Tamar has not been?

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Mateo Levin@MateoLevinApr 27

@18_forty if this is a mistake y’all should fix it. If it’s not a mistake then it’s just disrespectful.

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Mateo Levin@MateoLevinApr 19

Looking forward to the Hormuz Cruise pesach program next year

@OsinttechnicalApr 19

Earlier today, a convoy of 4 cruise ships ran the Strait of Hormuz at full speed, sailing under fire through the Iranian-declared minefield.

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Tzuri@Vlo_Avlasa_BoApr 5

Trump announces maariv times for second days

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Neo@NeoWokioApr 1

me trying to find the HDMI port on my TV

arman@SURVlVALHORRORMar 31

this is one of the best posters i’ve seen in a very long time btw

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