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Stockport, England
Joined September 2019
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I reckon Guy Fawkes plan to blow up Parliament on November 5th was kind of genius because people wouldn't notice the explosions, what with all the fireworks going off & all.
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Mathew 🚹 retweeted
Replying to @Mathew_scfc
No official segregation just recommded as Ground info so your altogether and to stop crowding behind the clubhouse goal as this is where the cray supporters normally stand
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This summer, Stockport County shifted the strategy of the entire club after six years . It was a huge risk and it might just have made them better. I went to see head coach Jimmy McNulty, so he could talk me through the new era and his vision for it. inews.co.uk/sport/football/s…
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Mathew 🚹 retweeted
These are the issues He just called two attacking midfielders a double pivot.
Barcelona needs to stop this double pivot from happening else It’s over for them
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Mathew 🚹 retweeted
📊Most assists in 2026 ('The 92'): 17🅰️: 🔝JARROD BOWEN🔝 15🅰️: Bruno Fernandes, Ollie Tanner 10🅰️: Ollie Norwood #WHUFC #COYI
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Mathew 🚹 retweeted
I mean… you may have charmed me!
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Mathew 🚹 retweeted
Make your fucking mind up what you want from the chip shop before you get to the front of the queue.
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Mathew 🚹 retweeted
1 win in 54 days = hero 💀
Carefully, he's a hero
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The Art of Static Shots 🎨 #StockportCounty | @EFL
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Mathew 🚹 retweeted
Kurt Angle gives advice to somebody who just came out the closet: “I just want to encourage you to be yourself and your olympic hero says it’s okay to suck sometimes” LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
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💔🕊️ Raphinha: “Sorry, tonight I don’t want to talk about football. It’s clear that I want to dedicate this win to the fans, but I want to send a lot of strength to Jesus de Miguel’s family”. “May he rest in peace. In the end, this can happen to anyone. The truth is that it’s very tough... when we saw the news this morning, it was complicated. I’m incredibly shocked and sad”. “In the end, you go to play a match, and the same thing could happen to you. From myself, from the club, we want to send a lot of strength to his family”.
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How did this club go from having shit owners and being in admin to having shit owners and then having multiple embargos What are the Fa and co doing allowing these people to get involved with football clubs
Morecambe Football Club acknowledges the National League’s decision to place it under another player registration embargo and is working hard to have this resolved and removed as soon as possible. #UTS 🦐
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If your cocaine dealer shorted you and didn’t supply you with the full amount of product, contact us at 336-373-2222 to file an official complaint.
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Jimmy McNulty has won Manager of the Season at the North West Football Awards, after leading Rochdale back into the football league. #NWFA2026 #NWFA #RAFC #StockportCounty
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Mathew 🚹 retweeted
You gotta love Asda's marketing department, genius 🤣
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Just hire best people for the job. What does the below actually achieve
The FA has outlined new diversity targets for England's coaching staff by 2028. The governing body wants 25% of England men's national team coaches to come from Black, Asian, Mixed or other ethnic minority backgrounds. It is also targeting 50% female representation across England women's coaching staff, while aiming for 45% across its overall workforce, with a stretch target of 50%. The targets form part of the FA's wider strategy to improve representation across English football.
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Mathew 🚹 retweeted
I’ll never understand the Arteta genius narrative. His players hit the deck if someone breathes near them, they take the lead and park the bus, and the football is painfully boring. Call it effective if you want, but let’s stop pretending it’s some tactical masterclass..
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State of it
The new Scottish Member of Parliament Irshad Ahmed tries to explain that pubs aren’t designed for religious minorities which don’t drink alcohol 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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