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Sahil Mathur

@Mathurzixts

'MUSIC'! is what flows in my veins , Blood is just for pleasure

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Joined January 2015
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FPL Gurus@2FPLGurus17 Jul 2024
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Guy : what happened? Girl : my nose is blocked Guy : did you link it with Aadhar? Girl : no Guy : tabhi
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Men's Humor
@MensHumor6 Nov 2015
Good luck, little buddy!
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Iron Mann@Humor_Donor7 Oct 2015
I sold a product on e-bay to a girl. We exchanged nos and got into a relationship. She is my e-bae.
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Jake
@jakelikesnaps25 Apr 2014
DATING TIP: PULL THE CHAIR OUT FOR HER. PICK THE CHAIR UP & FOLD IT. HIT HER OVER THE HEAD WITH THE CHAIR. GET THE 3 COUNT. NEW WWE CHAMPION
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A.K@HaddHaiYaar2 May 2014
*Playing WWE Cards* Me: Chest 56 inch Friend: 56 Inch Clash. Kaunsa hai? Me: Mark Henry..tera? Friend: Narendra Modi!
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Java updates are better than my friends. They are always available.
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Men's Humor
@MensHumor21 Aug 2015
What being an adult feels like...
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Ali@knifewatergun11 Aug 2015
Finally an opinion that matters
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Rashi
@rashi_kakkar14 Aug 2015
14th Aug: "I hate this country..so many potholes blah blah" 15th Aug: I <3 India 16th Aug: "I hate this country..so many potholes blah blah"
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68 years ago we made a tryst with destiny. After that it has mostly been a tryst with dynasty.
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शुभ लाभ google |_____________| #IfGoogleWasIndian
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exagerador@NamBill412 Aug 2015
#IfGoogleWasIndian Search :- porn. Google :- aaj mangalwar hai bc.
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Men's Humor
@MensHumor3 Aug 2015
Honestly, as long as you're happy who the hell cares?
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Mihir
@mihirmodi14 Jul 2015
People slog their entire adult life so their kids can be happy, study well and grow up to slog their entire adult life so their kids can...
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He - Will you marry me? She - Ok, but just as a friend only
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Priyal
@priyal2 Aug 2015
A good way to know if your decision actually makes sense is to wait and check after 10 days if you are still keen on it.
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explaining on phone Me: ab my computer pe right click karo She:kiya Me: device manager kholo She:khola Me:ab upar dekho kya hai? She: pankha
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Men's Humor
@MensHumor1 Aug 2015
I BELIEVE IN YOU
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Porn ban is still fine, if the government bans the TV serials which our mothers watch, Kalesh ho jayega Kalesh.
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