Matthew Bailey

Bengals win AFC Championship and are going to the SuperBowl #WordsNeverBeforeTweeted #What

Don’t worry I’m good

I’m convinced ABC has a quota on how many cocktail parties they cancel #Bachelor

At this rate the Refs get MVP for Tampa #SuperBowl

It has been said that good is the enemy of greatness. And don’t get me wrong Texas A&M’s quarterback Kellen Mond is OK, he’s even pretty good statistically, but he’s not great and we need an elite quarterback to win in the SEC. Am I the only one that watches football or....?

So think about this...there are people out there who go to the liquor store excited to buy fireball, because they like it. #SerialKillers

For those of you who aren’t students of the movie: in 26 years a brother and sister will hear the drums, dig it up, and roll a six or 8. Then Alan comes back from the dead and then we can end this nonsense. So we really just need to resurrect Robin Williams #Jumanji #2020Solved

On behalf of myself, I’m apologizing to the world. I received a chain letter email stating that the world as I knew it would come to an end if I didn’t forward it to 7 friends. #iThoughtItWasAVirus #ImTheClown #CoronaIsTheVirus

I used to be the most bad ass kid. I’d wreck a dirt bike and laugh at a scraped knee, I remember jumping off balconies or catching baseballs bare handed...I was invincible. Now I’m in my 30’s and I’m afraid to sneeze laying down. #MightPullAMuscle #TheNewNormal #DontTryThisAtHome

Shakira can still pop that THANG!! #SuperBowlLIV

I think the Devil lives in Calabasas...the Kardashians spawned there, Ray Donovan lost Abbey to cancer in Calabasas, and now it claims a Goat by Heli crash. Might explain these wild fires too... #KobeBryant #🐐

Isaiah Simmons is a bad man and I mean that in the best way

First pick of the first round!

Just when I think I’ve learned a little something, I realize it can’t even be metered against the incomparable vastness of what I will never know. #StayHumble

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My friends used to accuse me of going crazy, the truth is...I am crazy. Sometimes I go a little normal when I’m lazy #FridayThoughts

An honest day’s work will likely take you a week #Life