Matt Engel

In the future, tv shows and movies will use facial recognition to notice when you’re on your phone and will prompt the actors to break the fourth wall and call you out until you put your phone away.

Name idea for a healthy cake batch product: Batch It Crazy

An app called ‘Drama’ — whenever there’s drama in your home you have the option to ‘Go Live’ to air your household’s drama to the public and the app will pay you. It’s time to democratize reality TV.

Idea for @Linktree_ … collab with @linkinpark to make a rock song about the benefits of having a linkin bio

Free business idea: bakery called ‘Roll Models’ where the rolls, bread and pastries are also personified into inspirational community figures.

Idea for a VC firm name: Reality Cheque

Introducing Pants’d The app where you can pants people in public. Pants’ers pay 10 dollars a month for access to the pants’ees’ (ppl getting pantsed) location on the app. Pants’ees get paid 20 dollars every time they get pants’ed. Great second income stream.

A paint brand like @BehrPaint should open a museum where people can watch paint dry - the world’s most boring museum

Why don’t athletes do ‘in-game ad reads’? Like how podcasters do ad reads. Imagine a basketball plyr at the free-throw line saying “this shot sponsored by Tinder. Shoot your shot today using NBA10 promo code for 10% off.” This could mean less commercials 🤔

Idea for @FoodBasicsCA - make a premium (more expensive feature) on ur grocery app that allows customers to ‘select a nutritionist’ to shop for us and select their recommended foods. I’m sure nutritionists would do this as a side hustle especially if it pays more.

I think @Apple should make it an option to send someone a text with a built-in timer. If they don’t respond within the set time, the text will implode. Would be great for people who suck at responding.

If anyone lowers their car window in freezing winter weather it’s only cause they farted

Uber should have a promotion where every time the driver farts in the car you get 10% off.

Ad idea for @Cialis. Have posters at the top of staircases in malls that say hard to get up?

If microscopic bluetooth earrings that directed its speaker into my ear and connected to my iPhone existed I’d get earrings right now

If you’re capable of building some sort of brand on the side and you’re not, you should 🤷🏽‍♂️

And also a rapper 🤭