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Podcaster and Comedy enthusiast. Metal and Beer Lover. Listen to my Podcast #getjimmyfallonofftheair

California, USA
Joined June 2016
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Damn you people. This is GOLF. Not a rock concert.
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Check out McDaniel Mondays ft. Jorge "DJ Cooch" Marroquin, Andrea Abbate, Matt Th... @ Hollywood Im... ticketweb.com/event/mcdaniel… via @TicketWeb
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How governments work ... 😂
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Comedy goal for 2024: open for @EllisMate. Cuz fuck everyone that says you cant be you.
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I feel attacked
when u see the ppl who were popular in high school again
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California will be restricting state-funded travel to three states due to recently enacted anti-LGBTQ+ legislation in each state, California Attorney General Rob Bonta announced Friday. ktla.com/news/california/cal…
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Why do I feel like every time I open up, I probably shouldn't have. Just kept it to myself.
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Thinking that the Grammy's are a satanic ritual is further proof that people who can walk don't have any real problems
It's not surprising to see a satanic ritual at the Grammy's. Satanism is the worship of the self. Much of modern pop music is satanic in this sense. Leftism is satanism. The only change is that now they're being more explicit about it.
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What a waste of saving my nut
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I didn't know @J_Potter played in the NFL.
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Midsommar / Midwintar
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Matt theRatt retweeted
An erection is basically an energy bar for a vampire
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It's finally happening.
Cowboys fans 🤝 Rams fans Booing Kim Kardashian
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Am I a comedian worth buying tickets to see? I fucking hope so!😬 @KevinKraftSucks @Tully Jack jr and @bengleib will be there too. Please come if possible? It would be a dream come true if it’s a success.
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Hot Dog straws are out, The Pot Dog™️ is in @PFTCommenter @PardonMyTake
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This. Is. Awesome.
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