Philly-based. CFO/COO of Big Chef Cocktails doing business as @topdogcocktails. Views expressed here are my own. I do fantasy sports stuff at @rotobasketball
Philadelphia, PA
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Haha best video ever! teapawt.net/bleacherreport/status/…
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Celebrating the life and music of @BobWeir on his birthday 🌹
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It's sad that this is the discourse on national television around Lane Johnson's retirement. He didn't just call it quits because he is frustrated. He retired because of a major medical issue in his family and I would love it if we could bring ourselves to talk about how great of a player he was and how it impacts the Eagles going forward without acting like it's laughable that he retired at the top of his game to take care of his family. Steven A Smith is a garbage human being.
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WTAF @Fanatics?? Authentic??? News to me that Justin Jefferson was exiled to hell, I mean traded to the Browns. How is this a real ad? What a garbage company making garbage clothes
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How many years (decades?) until we see someone top this streak? #ringthebell
What. a. run.
Cristopher Sánchez, take a bow
ALT Graphic. List of the longest scoreless innings streaks in MLB history
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Tedeschi Trucks Band absolutely incinerating Red Rocks with a massive 7-minute monster jam on the Grateful Dead’s “Franklin’s Tower” 🔥🎸
Derek Trucks in straight god mode on that Travis Bean slide guitar, Susan Tedeschi trading soul-shaking vocals and leads. Pure fire — this is why we chase live shows.
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The Afroman Trial.
-Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons.
-Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up.
-No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman.
-Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras.
-Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives.
-During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat.
-The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation.
-Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit.
-Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them.
-One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife.
-As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE.
-The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman.
This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.
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I can’t believe the growth I’ve had on what was supposed to be a burner account. From hot takes to joining @ProspectsLive it’s been an amazing ride.
As a token of my appreciation I’m doing a follower giveaway once I hit 1500. To qualify you must follow and RT this tweet!
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Republicans are still trying to pass the SAVE Act—a bill that would make it harder to vote and disenfranchise millions of Americans. Join @RedistrictAct and tell your member of Congress to vote no: act.redistrictingaction.org/…
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There seems to be some confusion about the SAVE America Act. If it becomes law, you will NOT be able to vote with your drivers license alone.
You’d need:
1. A passport, which more than half of Americans don’t have and costs at least $130
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2. A birth certificate PLUS your photo ID with matching names, which nearly 70 million married women lack
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3. Military services papers (not a military ID alone) with sensitive info.
I’m voting NO.
